because you don't mess with the Jesus.
Is he meaner than a junkyard dog?
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 22, 2007 11:17:15 am PDT #8727 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 11:17:44 am PDT #8728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, you could rewrite Jim Croce's "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"...
Heh. Croce x-posty....
Toddson - May 22, 2007 11:18:52 am PDT #8729 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Tommy, this might interest you.
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 11:21:18 am PDT #8730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, this might interest you.
That is cool... you don't often see customized Jaguar sedans like that....
DavidS - May 22, 2007 11:23:13 am PDT #8731 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hmmm. I didn't realize until just now that there's a whole YouTube subgenre of rabbits chasing off cats.
I remember JZ talking about how her ginormous rabbit would confuse visiting cats. "Smells like prey, but looks like Godzilla. What to do, what to do..."
Toddson - May 22, 2007 11:25:24 am PDT #8732 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
David, did you see my new hair? it's quite short ....
sarameg - May 22, 2007 11:26:49 am PDT #8733 of 10001
We had a recuperating cottontail ensconced in our livingroom for a while. That was one mean-ass ball of fluff. It attacked the cats, the dog, us... Not just biting, but trying to stab with its front paws. Serious rage issues. Which, considering it was in our livingroom because my brother hit it with a car, not surprising.
Toddson - May 22, 2007 11:28:29 am PDT #8734 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Rabbit road rage? it alliterates nicely.
DavidS - May 22, 2007 11:30:40 am PDT #8735 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
David, did you see my new hair? it's quite short ....
It looks fantastic, Todd. As much as I love your natural hair color, this one suits you well and it's a fun change.
JZ - May 22, 2007 11:31:18 am PDT #8736 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I remember JZ talking about how her ginormous rabbit would confuse visiting cats. "Smells like prey, but looks like Godzilla. What to do, what to do..."
Not visiting cats, but our own cat. She was already bad-tempered and neurotic, but the rabbit just put her over the edge. She'd spend her every waking moment stalking the perimeter of the backyard, glaring at the rabbit and edging closer and closer until she got right up to him and realized (realized anew every single time -- she wasn't terribly bright) that he was (a) bigger than her and (b) placid and unafraid and not acting like a tender frightened morsel at all. The cognitive dissonance would send her fleeing in a panic back to the edge of the yard... where he would once again, from a distance, appear small and prey-like, and the circling and stalking would begin again.
I'd say the whole experience took years off her life, but that cat lived forever, just to spite us all.