Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2007 10:50:06 am PDT #8716 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If reading the lyrics earwormed anyone and only actually hearing the song will help: [link]


Volans - May 22, 2007 10:50:28 am PDT #8717 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I'm sure my big boss is wondering why I just shouted YOU ARE SO EVIL down the hall.

Call him, force his phone to answer, and tell him.


Steph L. - May 22, 2007 10:50:48 am PDT #8718 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm not sure there's anything better than Batman vs. Godzilla.

Godzilla vs. Jesus!

Flubdub!

Yub nub!


sarameg - May 22, 2007 10:52:50 am PDT #8719 of 10001

Raq, that's brilliant and AWFUL.


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 10:52:53 am PDT #8720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Godzilla vs. Jesus!

Is that the 900' Jesus?


Vortex - May 22, 2007 10:53:02 am PDT #8721 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Our phones have a horrible feature: you can force the recipient's phone to go into speakerphone mode. Basically, you can FORCE their phone to answer.

I used to be receptionist, and it was handy for me. That way the person didn't have to stop what they were doing if they didn't want to pick up.


sarameg - May 22, 2007 10:55:55 am PDT #8722 of 10001

That way the person didn't have to stop what they were doing if they didn't want to pick up.

But they do! It's the equivalent of barging into their office and starting talking, regardless of the fact they might actually be doing something or talking to someone else! If I'm not answering my phone, there's a damned good reason!


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 10:58:15 am PDT #8723 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Snow cat! [link]

A barnyard cat surveys the top of a fence after a heavy snowfall in the village of Cremona in Alberta, Canada, on May 21.


§ ita § - May 22, 2007 11:00:50 am PDT #8724 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I may be able to eat. Must dash off downstairs and see if I can fit in a fruit salad before this crazy moment passes.


Kevin - May 22, 2007 11:02:42 am PDT #8725 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'm with sarameg -- that feature would drive me insane. My company has a '3 ring policy' - somebody in the department has to answer the phone within 3 rings, and there's no voicemail. That also drives me insane.