Alan Cummings NEVER calls me. *pout*

Alan Cumming wears skirts.

I like it when Alan Cumming wears skirts.

Wait--did Lee ask, or are we just creatures of habit, and one day early. Stop messing me up.

Not my fault! I wasn't even online when this started.

I need help! Long sleeved cotton tees that will probably turn out to be ever so slightly transparent, or pricey panties? Bluefly is not big with the practical.

I have to say...loving the slip wearing. If only I'd had time to get the garter belt and stockings on this morning, instead of just hose.

Alan Cummings NEVER calls me. *pout*

Well, he did kind of go on and on....

So, my parents are coming down for Memorial Day weekend, and I really should have taken over the hotel-booking situation. I don't think they actually know how to use Priceline and etc., so they got a fine place at an OK rate, but I bet I could have done better. Ah well.

I think I've eaten ramen once. It was kinda gross. But I'm not much fond of noodles, anyway. In college the cafeteria had a "meal plan" where you (or your parent) could buy a book of coupons that would let you eat ... oh, I recall it came out to two meals a day at the cafeteria. The up side, essentially free food for the student, the down side, cafeteria food was rather unappealing. But, not starving! Also, I worked at the Kinko's that was in the same building as Domino's Pizza, and we ended up getting several free pizzas. Cheap pot pies and mac&cheese, yeah, ate those a lot. And Krystals! Sometimes I think longingly of Krystals... then I remember.

Also, have never seen Sixteen Candles. Don't even know what it's about. Besides the obvious.

I've been hearing a mysterious noise lately. Sounds like short bursts of machine gun fire from far away. (It isn't.) Maybe it's the neighbor's stereo or tv, but lordy. It's driving me nuts.

Sounds like short bursts of machine gun fire

For me, that's either the ice maker in the fridge or the bar around the corner.

I don't think I've ever had Ramen noodles. Mac and cheese is still necessary to help get me through a day every once in a while.

I have a weird lump on my finger. Friend suggests a hairline fracture.

Wouldn't you notice getting one of those? Admittedly the hand did swell up nice and large and purple for a few days, but I thought the blood was coming in from somewhere else. It does that sometimes. But now that the swelling is down, there's this excruciatingly painful lump...

I don't want to go to the doctor. Please don't make me.

Isn't the swelling and the purple noticing?

Wait! This isn't the deadly pinky finger is it?

Sometimes I think longingly of Krystals

What are Krystals?