No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2007 7:33:31 am PDT #7852 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know I've told this story here before, but when I was going off to college, my mother compiled a book of advice from various people she knew. The range of things people thought was important was really funny, but my favorite was to go to a bar with nuts or bar mix out, order a bloody mary, and call it dinner!

And actually, I did the equivalent of that a lot when I first moved to New York -- there's a cheesy Mexican place that has cheap margaritas and free food at happy hour, so for $5 you could have dinner and a drink!


Jessica - May 17, 2007 7:34:00 am PDT #7853 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, being an AP on a bazillion student films meant I got really good at getting local restaurants to give me giant trays of free food, which meant good eating on set AND tons of leftovers.


Daisy Jane - May 17, 2007 7:35:21 am PDT #7854 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The range of things people thought was important was really funny, but my favorite was to go to a bar with nuts or bar mix out, order a bloody mary, and call it dinner!

I still do this! Except I call it breakfast!


shrift - May 17, 2007 7:37:22 am PDT #7855 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The problem with that, though, is both storage and being able to budget the $10 straight off for bulk.

Yeah, I think my worst dietary situation was when I was sharing your standard dorm refrigerator with 16 other people. In a country where ordering a salad got you a leaf of iceberg and a slice of tomato.


Fred Pete - May 17, 2007 7:38:49 am PDT #7856 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I also went the mac and cheese/pot pie route instead of ramen. During the early '80s, Winn Dixie's store brand of M&C was 25 cents a box. Butter/margarine on sale would last forever, and water substituted nicely for milk.


Jesse - May 17, 2007 7:39:46 am PDT #7857 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I still do this! Except I call it breakfast!

Heh.

I think that might have been from the same person who passed along her father's advice to drink Chivas on dates -- it's expensive, so the guy won't get you liquored up, and you (18 year old girl "you") won't like it that much, so you won't get yourself liquored up, either...


Kat - May 17, 2007 7:42:34 am PDT #7858 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I still eat ramen. But not with anything other than draining it then stir frying the noodles so they are crunchy.


tommyrot - May 17, 2007 7:43:52 am PDT #7859 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So - ramen people: do you use those flavor packets? or toss them?


Aims - May 17, 2007 7:44:19 am PDT #7860 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Use them!!


Jesse - May 17, 2007 7:45:46 am PDT #7861 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I drain the water, and use some of the flavor packet on the noodles. Also a little sesame oil, if I was not fortunate enough to get the chicken sesame flavor. YUMMERS.