Roping, riding.
<Ducks>
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - May 16, 2007 9:00:00 am PDT #7634 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
DavidS - May 16, 2007 9:01:09 am PDT #7635 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Expert Eyebrow Grooming and Maintenance
Oooh, good one. And so true.
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 9:05:39 am PDT #7636 of 10001
brillig
Member of Slothmasters International.
Put that in, and someone will ask you how you trim their toenails.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 9:06:12 am PDT #7637 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
TV. No, honestly, it's a hobby. You might as well have it.
Otherwise I don't have much to will away... hmmm, I wonder who would want a 48 year old car....
I think having a will is just tidier--that way it's really clear whose job it is to stand there and go "But I don't know what to do with all this crap!"
Or maybe that's just mine. I wonder if my dad would be miffed if I gave all my money to my mother. And my chattel (I first learnt that word rifling through my father's private papers and reading his will at the time) to my sister.
It's not like I have anything anyone wants.
Jesse - May 16, 2007 9:09:28 am PDT #7638 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Expert Eyebrow Grooming and Maintenance
Oh god, not lately.
Roping, riding.
HA HA
After this, I have to do my own review, and I'm already freaking out about it. Ugh.
Vortex - May 16, 2007 9:09:53 am PDT #7639 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
(I first learnt that word rifling through my father's private papers and reading his will at the time)
heh. Funny story: I was rifling through my father's private papers and found his will. Since I was 9 at the time, I thought that meant that he was about to die, so I moped around for several days until he finally got fed up and asked me what was wrong. I burst into tears, and wailed "I don't want you to die!" After much sobbing on my part, he finally got the story out of me, and explained gently that having a will didn't mean that he was about to die. Then he said "if you hadn't been snooping, this never would have happened. :)
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 9:12:06 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was a lot more mercenary and grabbalicious about finding my father's will--I was about 9 myself at the time.
Mostly, I was stoked at what I was getting. Don't remember what it was, but it sure was grownup stuff. The death part never hit home. In fact, I was the teeniest bit impatient.
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 9:12:25 am PDT #7641 of 10001
brillig
I'm going through my departed mother-in-law's stuff, and it's weird, having the responsibility to decide what of things she considered precious get ruled trash or not. I don't like it, it feels like passing judgement on her life.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 9:15:34 am PDT #7642 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm going through my departed mother-in-law's stuff, and it's weird, having the responsibility to decide what of things she considered precious get ruled trash or not. I don't like it, it feels like passing judgement on her life.
Oh, when I die and my relatives go through my shit, I bet for 2/3rds of my stuff they'll be going, "Why the fuck did he have this?"
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 9:17:06 am PDT #7643 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I bet for 2/3rds of my stuff they'll be going, "Why the fuck did he have this?"
Is that the porn 2/3rds?