Dear people outside my door.
OMG SHUT UP.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
NO ONE CARES WHAT SIZE ENVELOPE YOU NEED.
OKTHNXSBYE
Me
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - May 15, 2007 1:36:36 pm PDT #7491 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - May 15, 2007 1:41:14 pm PDT #7492 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dear people outside my door.
Dear Diamond Shoes Girl,
At least you have a door.
Signed,
Merely Thankful The Cube Walls Are Higher Than The Last Place.
Lee - May 15, 2007 1:56:09 pm PDT #7493 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Well, technically, it's a door, but it's pretty close to a Les Nessman special.
§ ita § - May 15, 2007 2:00:05 pm PDT #7494 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's pretty close to a Les Nessman special.
Doors are binary. Stop it.
brenda m - May 15, 2007 2:03:08 pm PDT #7495 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
EEP. An acutal, reputable bank has made the decision that loaning my irresponsible ass a truly staggering amount of money is A-OK. What were they thinking?
Approval in hand, I am now prepare to scour the city for something on which to spend said staggering amount of money.
I'm not ready to be a grown-up.
Lee - May 15, 2007 2:03:18 pm PDT #7496 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You never want me to have any fun, do you?
§ ita § - May 15, 2007 2:10:00 pm PDT #7497 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You never want me to have any fun, do you?
Hey, we gave you a plan that should have your general door area clear in short order, and you wouldn't play along. Who's the not-fun one?
Brenda, on the other hand, is about to have a huge amount of fun.
amych - May 15, 2007 2:20:09 pm PDT #7498 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Brenda! Yay! Eep!
tommyrot - May 15, 2007 2:22:52 pm PDT #7499 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am trapped by the rain, hiding out in a Golden Nugget Pancake House. It has gotten much colder. I pitty the fool in shorts and thin tanktop riding his bike....
aurelia - May 15, 2007 2:28:06 pm PDT #7500 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.