Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 15, 2007 2:20:09 pm PDT #7498 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Brenda! Yay! Eep!


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 2:22:52 pm PDT #7499 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am trapped by the rain, hiding out in a Golden Nugget Pancake House. It has gotten much colder. I pitty the fool in shorts and thin tanktop riding his bike....


aurelia - May 15, 2007 2:28:06 pm PDT #7500 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lee, for your door: [link] or [link] or [link]


Theodosia - May 15, 2007 2:54:06 pm PDT #7501 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yay, Brenda! You fooled 'em!

My state senator was so in favor of the candidate to replace her in her old city Alderman seat that she was making phone calls this afternoon. I know this because I got one from her....


-t - May 15, 2007 3:00:46 pm PDT #7502 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Go Brenda! How exciting!


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2007 3:05:23 pm PDT #7503 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Approval in hand, I am now prepare to scour the city for something on which to spend said staggering amount of money.

I'm not ready to be a grown-up.

CLEARLY they need a Harley.

That way you can spend the money and STILL not be a grownup. And buy a Harley.


Lee - May 15, 2007 3:11:26 pm PDT #7504 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY Brenda!

Hey, we gave you a plan that should have your general door area clear in short order, and you wouldn't play along.

Your plan involved me talking to them, and since the problem is that they never ever shut up, how does that help?


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 3:13:37 pm PDT #7505 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

and since the problem is that they never ever shut up, how does that help?

Well, assuming that the problem you want solved is them not shutting up, talking to them in such a way that they shut up seems a better alternative than not talking to them in a way that they continue to never shut up.

Plus, looming.


Pix - May 15, 2007 3:15:30 pm PDT #7506 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

House-hunting-ma to you, Brenda! YAY!


Lee - May 15, 2007 3:18:15 pm PDT #7507 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Well, assuming that the problem you want solved is them not shutting up, talking to them in such a way that they shut up seems a better alternative than not talking to them in a way that they continue to never shut up.

Plus, looming

This is all very complicated.

Can you come up and act menacing instead?