My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 15, 2007 12:59:57 pm PDT #7483 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks for the anniversary wishes!

Baby Grace is too cute. And so limber, too!

I had to read this three or four times before I could make myself not read "And so linear, too!"

Though I wouldn't be surprised to find that Grace really is linear -- any baby that cute must contain everything that is good.


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 1:10:01 pm PDT #7484 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Linear is not the only good.

Today is weird.

I want a new pair of One True Shoes, damnit.

Mine are these in black and a similar fabric pair from Sam & Libby with thicker elastic that doesn't go around the ankle too.

Right now.


Lee - May 15, 2007 1:12:08 pm PDT #7485 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Today is weird.

It really is. It needs to stop that.


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 1:17:05 pm PDT #7486 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. There are scattered showers about. Looking at radar, I see one blob of showers has just passed us and another is on its way. Hopefully, I can make it home before it gets here....


bon bon - May 15, 2007 1:23:55 pm PDT #7487 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Apparently, in the Harris county court system, it's "vore di-er."

That's how they pronounce it some places in Kansas. In NY it's vwar deer. No one wants to appear in front of a jury like they are fluent in French, so take that into account.


aurelia - May 15, 2007 1:24:54 pm PDT #7488 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The rain started while I was loading a bunch of stuff into my car. I'm mostly dry now, but a little chilly.


Dana - May 15, 2007 1:25:10 pm PDT #7489 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

No one wants to appear in front of a jury like they are fluent in French, so take that into account.

The defense lawyer was good-old-boying it up like you would not believe.


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 1:29:52 pm PDT #7490 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No one wants to appear in front of a jury like they are fluent in French, so take that into account.

Hmmph.


Lee - May 15, 2007 1:36:36 pm PDT #7491 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dear people outside my door.

OMG SHUT UP.

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

NO ONE CARES WHAT SIZE ENVELOPE YOU NEED.

OKTHNXSBYE

Me


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 1:41:14 pm PDT #7492 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dear people outside my door.

Dear Diamond Shoes Girl,

At least you have a door.

Signed,
Merely Thankful The Cube Walls Are Higher Than The Last Place.