This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 9:52:49 am PDT #7410 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

no, but it was totally legitimate. I have been known to wait for hot fries. if they're not hot when i leave, they'll be cold by the time I get back to my office.

Really. I've pretty much given up going to this McDonnalds when it's not lunch rush because of the lame fry issue.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2007 9:53:21 am PDT #7411 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Mistah Falwell, he dead:

Boy, I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for THAT Come to Jesus meeting.


Aims - May 15, 2007 9:55:09 am PDT #7412 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm picturing it like that scene between Venkman and Ray at the beginning of Ghostbusters when Venkman slaps Ray in the back of the head.


Hayden - May 15, 2007 9:56:09 am PDT #7413 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Boy, I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for THAT Come to Jesus meeting.

In Tubby Land, Tinky-Winky is replaying the moment over and over again on his belly.


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 9:57:07 am PDT #7414 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In Tubby Land, Tinky-Winky is replaying the moment over and over again on his belly.

Hee!

Again! Again!


shrift - May 15, 2007 9:57:33 am PDT #7415 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, am I misremembering or is this the second time there has been a toilet issue with your building?

I'm pretty sure that the last excitement involved flooding and the Chicago Fire Department, but no toilet drama.

Oh, but there was a toilet incident at my apartment, with the plunging and the cowbell and the glayvin.


Ginger - May 15, 2007 10:07:08 am PDT #7416 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

also, doesn't Grace look like an angry frog in this picture?

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.


Kathy A - May 15, 2007 10:08:58 am PDT #7417 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Today is purple day. If you are not wearing purple currently, please address this omission immediately. If you are wearing purple, but not a purple top and a black bottom, you are acceptable, but just not cool.

OMG, I'm with the cool crowd! Bright purple shirt (department freebie, only worn when everything else is in the laundry basket) and black pants.

God help me.


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 10:14:37 am PDT #7418 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yay, Kathy!

It was a bit freaky when the three of us discovered we were dressed alike, and then a guy in a purple shirt stops by to ask one of us a question.

Ginger, I love you for saying that. I love that little sentence, even if it rarely has a reason to be used.

Make my own reasons, that's what I do.

Okay, I need to go out for lunch. I've been feeling like crap all day (I slept 12 hours last night, and feel none the better for it), and I can't imagine that working through lunch will make me feel any better. I'm going to take my really crap book (Robert Jordan--I have no idea where I am in the series, but I figure skipping a few books won't hurt) and go sit somewhere and eat hot food.


erikaj - May 15, 2007 10:18:32 am PDT #7419 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Corwood, I didn't do it. But I wish I had. With the Lexus of nailguns. Um. I guess I messed up civilized. Dag.