There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 9:02:51 am PDT #7374 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mistah Falwell, he dead:

Obviously, God wanted him to stop fucking shit up.

(Because if he had a brush with death but survived, he would take that as a sign from God that he should go on with what he was doing....)


Ginger - May 15, 2007 9:05:57 am PDT #7375 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

One woman told Diane Rehm she shouldn't waste energy getting mad at him because what do you expect from a man who would leave his sick wife for another woman.

He didn't just leave his sick wife for another woman; he asked for a divorce while his wife, who had supported him through college and grad school, was in the hospital being treated for ovarian cancer.

t /hated Newt Gingrich since his first campaign


Allyson - May 15, 2007 9:07:48 am PDT #7376 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Non-sequitor: I have no idea what I'm doing at this new job, and I'm tired of being confused all the time.


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 9:13:16 am PDT #7377 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have finally worked out some of what I'm doing here, and it's quite a relief. Still confused on a daily basis, but at least inbetween confusions I'm able to be useful.

Allyson--can you ask, or is it something you're to absorb by osmosis?

Weird--I'm talking to a guy at a vendor's who has no work email, and is rifling through patently incomplete paper records to give me information. He doesn't do email at all. At least he used the term "stone age" first.


lisah - May 15, 2007 9:15:21 am PDT #7378 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I have no idea what I'm doing at this new job, and I'm tired of being confused all the time.

I was just thinking about how I was like that for at least the first three months of my job that I've had for 7 years now. It was scary! But I gradually figured things out. (I'm looking at new jobs now and going back to that state is pretty scary. But I think the change is necessary.)


Fred Pete - May 15, 2007 9:19:24 am PDT #7379 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Mistah Falwell, he dead

I'm of the "don't speak ill of the recently dead" school.

...

...

So, how's the weather?


Connie Neil - May 15, 2007 9:20:25 am PDT #7380 of 10001
brillig

I'm of the "don't speak ill of the recently dead" school.

I wonder how long we have to wait.


tommyrot - May 15, 2007 9:21:32 am PDT #7381 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, how's the weather?

It's pretty hot in Hell....


DavidS - May 15, 2007 9:24:47 am PDT #7382 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Since we're being so civilized about Mr. Falwell's death, I'll just note that I expect that the full shame of his hateful life will be visited on him when he is in the benificence of God's presence.


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 9:27:19 am PDT #7383 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today is purple day. If you are not wearing purple currently, please address this omission immediately. If you are wearing purple, but not a purple top and a black bottom, you are acceptable, but just not cool.

Signed,
Just Left A Cubicle With Two Other Women In Purple Tops And Black Skirts.

Allyson, is it possible you can just make it up?

I have just been apprised of the fact that there are definite things that are My Job, but I'm not sure what the formula that defines it is. Instead, I'm just doing what's asked of me, and I hope it works out.

::returns to the stone age::