Also, why do the three litigation paralegals find it necessary to congregrate outside of my office to discuss wedding plans and family gossip and unplanned pregnancy? They all have their own offices.
What'd you all order a dead guy for?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - May 11, 2007 10:26:44 am PDT #6792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sparky1 - May 11, 2007 10:30:58 am PDT #6793 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Also, why do the three litigation paralegals find it necessary to congregrate outside of my office to discuss wedding plans and family gossip and unplanned pregnancy? They all have their own offices.
This is when you get up from your desk, join the group and start giving them unwanted advice. When they start to move away, follow them for a few steps -- they'll move away that much faster.
Jesse - May 11, 2007 10:31:17 am PDT #6794 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, I had what I thought of as a "mid-afternoon" meeting, it was nicely productive, got back to my desk to screw around for what's left of the day, and... I have to be here for two more hours?? WTF.
bon bon - May 11, 2007 10:33:16 am PDT #6795 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, don't you get summer fridays or something crazy like that at your job?
Jesse - May 11, 2007 10:35:01 am PDT #6796 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not til the end of June!!
They totally screw us on the definition of summer -- it doesn't start here until the solstice, but then it ends on Labor Day.
tommyrot - May 11, 2007 10:37:59 am PDT #6797 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They totally screw us on the definition of summer -- it doesn't start here until the solstice, but then it ends on Labor Day.
Oh, that is so fucked!
§ ita § - May 11, 2007 10:40:13 am PDT #6798 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
CHEATERS!!!
Of course the idea that one gets any extra time off for any given season...well, let's just say that Jesse's diamond flip flops may be chafing a bit, and I'm just not going to weep for her.
Lee - May 11, 2007 10:41:53 am PDT #6799 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
This is when you get up from your desk, join the group and start giving them unwanted advice. When they start to move away, follow them for a few steps -- they'll move away that much faster.
But that would require getting up and talking to them.
§ ita § - May 11, 2007 10:42:31 am PDT #6800 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But that would require getting up and talking to them.
But there's looming!
Okay, I'm so avoiding what I need to be doing, and what I really should do is just ask for clarification.
Jessica - May 11, 2007 10:42:46 am PDT #6801 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Our summer hours don't result in extra time off -- because of the way my department works it we actually work an extra hour every week. (We alternate Fridays off for 8 weeks, but work 9-6 instead of 9:30-5:30 the rest of the week.)
I think it's set up this way so that by Labor Day we're all sick of coming in early and are happy to start working 5 days a week again if it means sleeping in a little.