Dude. Whoa. My IE suddenly has a Firefox icon in the top left hand corner. Perhaps I should be more suspicious indeed. Things are not what they seem.
Or maybe they are. HR Benefits is currently confusing my poor brain.
It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.
Angelus ,'Smile Time'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 08, 2007 2:39:39 pm PDT #6187 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - May 08, 2007 2:45:17 pm PDT #6188 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Carter: "Why does the dummy look like me?"
Henry: "It's generic!"
Hee!
Cashmere - May 08, 2007 2:46:02 pm PDT #6189 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, I'd apologize but man, that line with its perfect set-up, delivery and the pitch-perfect look Colin gave was PRICELESS. Besides, his obvious gorgeousness doesn't get in the way of his comedic gifts.
Sean K - May 08, 2007 2:46:40 pm PDT #6190 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
As far as I know Colin's been working like a dog in Vancouver for weeks now.
It was a while ago. A month or more even. Or it could have been his brother.
Pix - May 08, 2007 2:46:58 pm PDT #6191 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh dear God. That sweet potato story made me laugh so hard that I nearly peed myself. That ranks up there with the Tomato Nation Cat Vs. Roomba essay.
Be careful, Sean, Allyson, and anyone else by Griffith! I couldn't believe the smoke as I was driving home.
§ ita § - May 08, 2007 2:47:04 pm PDT #6192 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
HR has just told me, in effect, "But there's that provision we didn't tell you about (and which apparently contradicts what we did tell you) that mean you have to spend a bunch more money."
Cashmere - May 08, 2007 2:48:49 pm PDT #6193 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
HR has just told me, in effect, "But there's that provision we didn't tell you about (and which apparently contradicts what we did tell you) that mean you have to spend a bunch more money."
WTF?
§ ita § - May 08, 2007 2:49:43 pm PDT #6194 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now you make me want to go back and watch my TiVoed Eureka. Except I'm supposed to be waiting on a friend, and he wants to finish Angel first. Uh, we haven't even met Jasmine yet.
Oy. And now I'm apparently actually doing actual work for my paycheque. I'm not sure they mentioned that in the interview. Not explicitly.
ETA: Cash, it's some retraction of deadlines based on when money was taken out of my paycheque, etc. Me, I only care about the deadline you told me, and the point at which you told me the changes had been processed. I met both those. The rest is them trying to kill my brain.
Liese S. - May 08, 2007 2:51:35 pm PDT #6195 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I need to cook dinner. Will someone come over and chop up my squash for me? Other than that, the recipe's easy. But I don't feel like chopping vegetables. Wanna lay odds I'll just make some pasta dish instead?
Jesse - May 08, 2007 2:51:40 pm PDT #6196 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I totally screwed over my new employee by giving her bad information in her interview, but I can't believe that HR didn't tell her ANYTHING about the benefits. Which she did not. Cripes.