No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - May 08, 2007 1:31:40 pm PDT #6166 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, we've now seen flames licking up over the top of sort of nearby hills. The fire is certainly within about six miles of here.


DebetEsse - May 08, 2007 1:33:10 pm PDT #6167 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

We can still use metaphors for illness though, right? Because a world where I can't name my lungs Linc and Michael because they're trying to escape isn't a world where I can cope with being ill.


Jesse - May 08, 2007 1:36:06 pm PDT #6168 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, I wish I could blame a specific person for bringing dangerous fire and/or rain to various locations.


sarameg - May 08, 2007 1:42:44 pm PDT #6169 of 10001

I wish I knew why my commute home was so fucked up. Major intersection closed by police in a 3 block radius. It's a bad neighborhood and a terrible intersection, so who knows?!


Nutty - May 08, 2007 1:42:49 pm PDT #6170 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

There were always attempts at my libraries to set things up - but they kept trying to use hospital codes

My library, when I worked there, had red silken tags at each desk. If you were in trouble, you were to pick up the tag and start waving it around as you talked. Upon which moment, if your interlocutor had not already asked, "Why the hell are you waving a red flag at me?" would presumably be tackled by a gaggle of middle-aged matrons and one elderly janitor. Plus a very nice highschool boy who had no sense, and, uh, me. As a communication system, line-of-sight was a grand idea; as a defense system, ollie-ollie all-come is not all that useful, I think.

I have no secret thoughts about The Secret. Except to say that if I wished death and destruction upon mine enemy, and mine enemy wished same on me, who would win? The one with the bigger brainpan? The one who could stay away wishing longest? What if I need to stop wishing for a minute to pee? Surely the universe understands pee breaks.

About fire -- ugh. Mass. is under fire warning all this week, as our winter was so dry. Which is weird, because it seemed like it rained all of April.


Sean K - May 08, 2007 1:43:11 pm PDT #6171 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Apparently this fire is the result of arson, so Jesse gets her wish.


aurelia - May 08, 2007 1:43:23 pm PDT #6172 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Fire is scary.

Hey aurelia, did you know there's a jellyfish called Aurelia aurelia?

I did not know that. I should've used that for my lj name.


sarameg - May 08, 2007 1:44:47 pm PDT #6173 of 10001

OK, it was the bad neighborhood reason: [link]

Lovely.


Allyson - May 08, 2007 1:52:17 pm PDT #6174 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I wonder how they got the animals out of the zoo? Like, how do you evacuate bats?


Jesse - May 08, 2007 1:57:53 pm PDT #6175 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Apparently this fire is the result of arson, so Jesse gets her wish.

There, see? I put it out into the world, and presto!

Or whatever.