As Willow goes, so goes my nation.

Oz ,'Selfless'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 07, 2007 9:47:53 am PDT #5899 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

HA! Awesome, Jon. I think there should be a Buffista talent show, with fashions by Jilli, readings, theremin, and martial arts demonstrations. With an arts and crafts sale.


Jesse - May 07, 2007 9:50:21 am PDT #5900 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was just thinking we need a good bookstore in my neighborhood, and then I was idly thinking I should open it. The sections would be like, "Killing and other crimes," "Books by Buffistas," and "Other."


Vortex - May 07, 2007 9:52:00 am PDT #5901 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A Mayor Wilkins drabble, standard liquid precautions:

The Re-Election Will Be Televised


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 9:52:57 am PDT #5902 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The sections would be like, "Killing and other crimes," "Books by Buffistas," and "Other."

Also..."Things that make you go squee!"

Allyson, how do you publicise a book party? I mean, who's your target guest list?

I just realised that I dreamt that Kat took Noah home. Too early for that! But now I'm extra excited for when she can.


Steph L. - May 07, 2007 9:55:41 am PDT #5903 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Those wax lips are perfect! I LOVE the keyboard keys idea.

Those wax fangs are excellent! They match your Web site, don't they?


Steph L. - May 07, 2007 9:57:14 am PDT #5904 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, I don't know how many goodie bags you want to make and/or how much you want to spend, but you can get computer-shaped squeezy thingies (like stress balls, but not ball-shaped): [link]


Jesse - May 07, 2007 9:57:28 am PDT #5905 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also..."Things that make you go squee!"

Dude. I don't squee.


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 10:01:02 am PDT #5906 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't squee.

Stop fronting.

Can someone make a law against speakerphones in cubicles or offices whose doors are open?


Jesse - May 07, 2007 10:03:47 am PDT #5907 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can do what a friend of mine did to make another friend stop listening to her voicemail on speaker from her cube, and leave them dirty voicemails... If you think it would help?


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 10:10:59 am PDT #5908 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

leave them dirty voicemails

I don't quite know these people, so it would not be interpreted in a way that makes me comfortable.