Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 10:01:02 am PDT #5906 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't squee.

Stop fronting.

Can someone make a law against speakerphones in cubicles or offices whose doors are open?


Jesse - May 07, 2007 10:03:47 am PDT #5907 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can do what a friend of mine did to make another friend stop listening to her voicemail on speaker from her cube, and leave them dirty voicemails... If you think it would help?


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 10:10:59 am PDT #5908 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

leave them dirty voicemails

I don't quite know these people, so it would not be interpreted in a way that makes me comfortable.


shrift - May 07, 2007 10:19:53 am PDT #5909 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think there should be a Buffista talent show, with fashions by Jilli, readings, theremin, and martial arts demonstrations.

Thank god I have no demonstrable talent.


Atropa - May 07, 2007 10:25:03 am PDT #5910 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jon, the article was very cool!

Allyson, I think ripping up your old keyboard and putting keys in the goody bags is a clever idea.

I think there should be a Buffista talent show, with fashions by Jilli, readings, theremin, and martial arts demonstrations.

Heh. With a whole section on how to manage petticoats while out shopping or on the bus.

From waaaaay back, a comment of ita's

I think it's because I was culling pictures of Dita Von Teese for provocateuse last night, and feel guilty for not being more glamourous.

Then again, it's her job.

makes me realize (once again!) that I need to figure out how to make being elaborately gothy my day job. I'd like to have my eccentricities support me.


§ ita § - May 07, 2007 10:28:34 am PDT #5911 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd like to have my eccentricities support me.

Oy, I wish I could too. Instead I have to rely on talents, and mostly not the fun ones.

Then again, there is a school of thought (which might be mine--shut up) that I have no eccentricities.


Lee - May 07, 2007 10:32:59 am PDT #5912 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Allyson, your book release party is going to be on a weekend, right?


Atropa - May 07, 2007 10:35:19 am PDT #5913 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Then again, there is a school of thought (which might be mine--shut up) that I have no eccentricities.

very obviously keeping quiet


Burrell - May 07, 2007 10:46:32 am PDT #5914 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thank god I have no demonstrable talent.

So being the queen of slash isn't a demonstrable talent?

Then again it's not like I have any talents, not that it's ever stopped me from shamelessly singing in public. (Okay, maybe there have been a few moments of shame when I realized I was overheard.)


beekaytee - May 07, 2007 10:47:04 am PDT #5915 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'd like to have my eccentricities support me.

This may just be the first true articulation of my highest aspiration...above enlightenment, above peace on earth...I'm no proud.

But, seriously, if the great Cosmic Comedian saw fit to mold me in Auntie Mame's image, shouldn't I get that great apartment and that even greater wardrobe? How am I to fully realize my calling without them?

Won't this taint destiny and, therefore, throw the planet off its axis?

I mean. Really.