With a razor??? (I mean, probably, since what else could you use to shave off an eyebrow, but "didn't realize she was doing it"????)

Mmm'kay. Accidentally shaving off the better part of an eyebrow... there has to be a story there, right? What was she going for?

And also...

Alan is our friend, and he is silly because Eve thinks so.

Then it must be so.

With a razor??? (I mean, probably, since what else could you use to shave off an eyebrow, but "didn't realize she was doing it"????)

Yes. And I did say, "I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't exactly believe that you didn't know and didn't realize you were doing it." She said she didn't think it would do anything without shaving cream. She made a nick in the other eyebrow, too. She swears she didn't even know she touched that one. I think I'm lucky she didn't shave her eyes off.

I just looked. I can't fix it. She has thick eyebrows, but they are gorgeously shaped (or were). People have commented on them since she was a baby. I asked if she didn't like them. She said she does like them. I asked if she thought they were too thick. She says she doesn't. I asked if anyone had said anything to her about her eyebrows. She says no.

Clearly, she's possessed by an eyebrow shaving demon. I think I'll take her to get them waxed on Monday. There's no way I can fix what she's done with tweezers in a humane amount of time.

Totally going to Gwen. This shit is bannanas. B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Oh, dear. Wow, some lessons just suck to learn the hard way. Also, back away from the sharp things, J!

I think I'm lucky she didn't shave her eyes off.

Indeed.

I asked if she didn't like them. She said she does like them. I asked if she thought they were too thick. She says she doesn't. I asked if anyone had said anything to her about her eyebrows. She says no.

Considering she's just decided to change her hair too, I think maybe she's just fascinated with the idea of a makeover, or changing the way she looks.

Bangs? Long bangs?

She said she didn't think it would do anything without shaving cream. She made a nick in the other eyebrow, too. She swears she didn't even know she touched that one. I think I'm lucky she didn't shave her eyes off.

I'm sorry, but that's pretty funny. I mean, given that she's the one who has to live with effed up eyebrows, and there was no actual damage. I'm guessing it's like when I doodled all over the couch, when I was well old enough to know better. I just.... did.

Little lady? Even were I little, I'd still want to kick ass for that.

Seriously.

Today was gorgeous! I did a lot of walking around, including to Jonathan Adler's new store, which was FAB. My friend who had never heard of him immediately said "This is such a happy place!" Little did she know about his book.

Cindy, FWIW, I knew an emotionally stunted 15 year old boy who shaved off his eyebrows when I was in high school. His mother laughed at him to his face.

At least Julia didn't try using the Nair as shampoo, right?