I love that she's the only Miss America whose name I can remember, and I think of her as beautiful and talented. If I think of the scandal it's to laugh at how unscandalous it actually would be these days.

Okay, so Percoset works, if you're keeping tabs.

Lordie.

I almost talked about porn at work today (unrelated to the Percoset, FYI). It's one of those work environments, and it makes me wary. I've become quite the guttermouth these days. It's the pain. Makes me brazen. Mustn't do that at the day job.

On the upside, all the sort of chatting that I wouldn't have done at my last job but do here looks like it's going to score me a butterfly knife Monday. And maybe a switchblade.

Batleth! That's the word I was looking for in today's knife conversation. Punctuated however. Those Klingons are confusing.

I kinda read porn at work today. Oops.

I also had a long conversation with one of the three paralegals who have offices near me. Usually all three of them have long conversations about wedding plans right outside my door, but the wedding is tomorrow, so two of them were gone today, and I think the third was lonely.

DH was VW's agent for a time, so I have gone to a premiere of one of her movies (a bad one with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it) and sat at her table at the party at the Hard Rock afterwards. She was very nice and just as beautiful live and close-up. She was married to her ex at the time and he was a doll.

Wary. Not weary. It makes me wary.

I don't know what the web filtering protocol is at work. I sneak over here every now and again (but often am posting from my PDA instead) and take a peek at Facebook.

Robin--was that Rick Fox you were sitting with?

I think the movie was Eraser. I've seen bits. There's a crocodile. Or an alligator. I can never remember.

This is the VW of Ugly Betty? She rocks that role.

Alligator has the nose bump. Er, or vice versa. Crap. One of them!

edit: crocs have the bump. Man, I retain little.

Usually all three of them have long conversations about wedding plans right outside my door, but the wedding is tomorrow, so two of them were gone today, and I think the third was lonely.

Two of them marrying each other?

Robin--was that Rick Fox you were sitting with?

I was going to ask which ex! Some bitch I went to high school with went out with him when he was a Celtic. Not that I remember her name, at this point.

This is the VW of Ugly Betty? She rocks that role.

Totally! We were talking at work about if we could get "talent" from the show for an event, would she be OK or not.

That's the one, ita. Not Rick Fox--the dude before him. Ramon something.

George Clooney was at that party. i was very excited but he was far away from where we sat and was surrounded by beautiful women and friends. SURROUNDED. The most I can say is that I was in an extremely large room with him and caught a glimpse of the top of his head. I spent most of the evening talking to a charming black guy with long dreads who was in a soap opera. Maybe Noah something? Really a gorgeous man, as all soap actors tend to be.

Rick Fox is insanely pretty.

Totally! We were talking at work about if we could get "talent" from the show for an event, would she be OK or not.

Hehe. Depends, I guess. Machiavellian, sure. But she just fucked her way to something, so I can see how that might not work, exactly.