SAVE ME!
How about the Smallville theme song, then?
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 04, 2007 5:26:32 am PDT #5525 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - May 04, 2007 5:28:40 am PDT #5526 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
This question is a good repeat one... I mean, it's not silverware or serial comma, but still a good one.
My favorite repeat question involves Nutty, a squash court, and a cheetah.
hippocampus - May 04, 2007 5:28:45 am PDT #5527 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
so my second assumption is that Iris is doing my job for me.
we all assume that sometimes. her new nickname is 'management'.
Because with the toddlers, they only have the power to kill you if you feel responsible for them and want to try to take care of them
Seriously, no. If you are surrounded by toddlers, especially if you are holding a toy that they all want, it does not matter if you feel responsible for them or not. Plus, there's the noise. And the chatter.
The start for a running list of ways that they could do it (aside from in the drawing room, with a candlestick):
- They could kill you with blunt repetition.
- or with the much-used whine-you-to-death strategy
- They could ignore you to death.
- They could seriously wound you about the kneecaps with their sweet, but really bony heads.
- ... [Cashmere? you in?]
Gudanov - May 04, 2007 5:31:41 am PDT #5528 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Unless the infinite plain has a water source, then everybody dies of dehydration or asphyxiates if there isn't adequate ventilation.
It's possible I'm over thinking this.
Burrell - May 04, 2007 5:32:43 am PDT #5529 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I dunno Sox, I've been surrounded by toddlers on many occasion (like 20 or 30), and I'm fairly sure the main reason I stayed there, even when the whining and the biting started, was my own desire to be near them and care for them. I don't think they'd be an organized killing machine. But I bet 5 year olds could do it.
Toddson - May 04, 2007 5:35:26 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Burrell's tag is especially appropriate for this discussion.
sarameg - May 04, 2007 5:35:40 am PDT #5531 of 10001
I have whistling stuck in my head. Which is weird.
Toddler shrieks. Those can liquify your brain.
hippocampus - May 04, 2007 5:40:25 am PDT #5532 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
oh no Burrell - sorry! I was working on the assumption that there was actually no feeling of responsibility... totally impossible here -
6. They can cover you with sticky stuff... like popsickle drippings.
Five year olds - aieee.
Jesse - May 04, 2007 5:40:54 am PDT #5533 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's a little shrieker in my neighborhood, but she's older than toddler -- I'd guess K or 1st grade. But still -- OMG the shrieking.
Sue - May 04, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #5534 of 10001
hip deep in pie
A shrieker lived in my co-op. Any desire to protect was usually overcome by the urge to kill once the shrieking started. She's nine now and the shrieker still shrieks.