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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 04, 2007 5:40:54 am PDT #5533 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's a little shrieker in my neighborhood, but she's older than toddler -- I'd guess K or 1st grade. But still -- OMG the shrieking.


Sue - May 04, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #5534 of 10001
hip deep in pie

A shrieker lived in my co-op. Any desire to protect was usually overcome by the urge to kill once the shrieking started. She's nine now and the shrieker still shrieks.


Gudanov - May 04, 2007 5:43:57 am PDT #5535 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

A couple of stories struck me about the Republican debate last night.

There was Tommy Thompson:

Thompson was asked by the moderator: "If a private employer finds homosexuality immoral, should he be allowed to fire a gay worker?"

The former Wisconsin governor answered: "I think that is left up to the individual business. I really sincerely believe that that is an issue that business people have got to make their own determination as to whether or not they should be." The moderator appeared a bit startled: "OK, so the answer is yes?" Thompson replied, "Yes."

In a telephone interview from O'Hare Airport, Thompson told "American Morning" that he "misinterpreted" the question and should have asked to have it repeated.

"That's never been my position," Thompson said, said adding that discrimination isn't acceptable.

What did he think the question actually was?


sarameg - May 04, 2007 5:45:40 am PDT #5536 of 10001

The shrieking is not unavoidable. I've a friend whose migraine triggers include sounds of that pitch. I have no idea how she did it, but her daughter never shrieked.


Gudanov - May 04, 2007 5:45:48 am PDT #5537 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Toddler shrieks. Those can liquify your brain.

I remember thinking that baby crying was loud when I just had a baby. Then came toddlerhood and I realized just how wrong I was.


sarameg - May 04, 2007 5:46:51 am PDT #5538 of 10001

I remember thinking that baby crying was loud when I just had a baby. Then cam toddlerhood and I realized just how wrong I was.

I think the slow ramp up in volume is a evolutionary survival tactic.


hippocampus - May 04, 2007 5:48:24 am PDT #5539 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I have no idea how she did it, but her daughter never shrieked.

Raise child in presence of lions.

t /badmommy


Gudanov - May 04, 2007 5:48:38 am PDT #5540 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The other story was evolution.

Two odd moments - the first on the subject of evolution.

Three of the candidates indicated that they did not believe in it.

None is a front-runner but even so there will be American scientists who will feel deeply depressed that serious politicians in 2007 can be disputing the entire thrust of modern knowledge about how the world was formed and how it, well, evolved.

So very depressing. At least they weren't the first tier candidates.

From BBC Story


§ ita § - May 04, 2007 5:54:58 am PDT #5541 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unless the infinite plain has a water source, then everybody dies of dehydration or asphyxiates if there isn't adequate ventilation.

You die. There are infinite babies--unless they die before they can get to you, it tilts the odds away from you.


Theodosia - May 04, 2007 5:58:14 am PDT #5542 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hey, just checking in from Atlanta. For your peace of minds, I wish to report that the hotel is awful, the neighborhood is dangerous, there are no stores or places to eat, and all the Buffistas that showed up (except me) are horrible.

While there is a small possibility that I might be lying about any or all of this, I implore you to clap your hands and believe very hard in what I said above.