You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rick - May 03, 2007 9:31:54 am PDT #5405 of 10001

Could you please yank it? You know how I am.

Let them all assume it's my superhero moniker or something.

I think that "ita moon" would be a fitting name to use in Allyson's book.

I'm spending the afternoon reading a very difficult book by a Dutch statistician named Ita. It's kicking my ass the way that ita would, you know, kick my ass in a fight.


Tom Scola - May 03, 2007 9:33:37 am PDT #5406 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The kind of weather we're having right now. 40-60° F.


bon bon - May 03, 2007 9:34:14 am PDT #5407 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Cats can has grammar: kitty pigdin.

I'm just catching up to this, but I was at a party a couple weeks ago where Grant Barrett and Anil Dash were developing this theory!


Jesse - May 03, 2007 9:43:58 am PDT #5408 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Tom, I have to say that I recently had trouble finding a new spring jacket. Every place I went only had denim, or raincoats, or nothing! Finally I got one at Old Navy, but I was surprised at how few choices I came across.

But for you, maybe like a corduroy blazer kind of situation?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 03, 2007 10:00:08 am PDT #5409 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That picture of the waiter looks Lee Pacish. Can I have him?

I've called dibs, so you'll have to fight me for—oh.

OK, yeah, you can have him.

In keeping with the theme of attractive wait staff, here are my friends C and M (also known as Smoking Hottie Bartender) from Elfo's, my weekend lunch hangout.


Jessica - May 03, 2007 10:06:40 am PDT #5410 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My spring "jacket" is a velvet blazer from H&M.

ION, keyboard-shaped waffles!


Dana - May 03, 2007 10:19:07 am PDT #5411 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I found a skirt I love on clearance. Bought it. Planned to wear it on cruise. Exhilaration lasted until I realized I didn't have shoes to go with it.

SHOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS! t /Kirk


Sue - May 03, 2007 10:29:44 am PDT #5412 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Gilmore girls is not coming back:

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hippocampus - May 03, 2007 10:37:46 am PDT #5413 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

How would this read?

swordf
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rombo
nes

I really like that this doesn't make any real words, so you have to read it together... the uneven letter count and the bigger letter forms in rows 1 & 3 may make the kerning really evil, though.

Gilmore girls is not coming back:

The real Gilmore girls went awol a season or two ago, didn't it?

t /ta-da


sarameg - May 03, 2007 10:37:51 am PDT #5414 of 10001

You know, the last thing I want to talk about with my boss is my 5 year career plan.

It was a good review otherwise. But man, I hate that. I can't even talk about that with my parents.