Because I can't go back to work without a doctor's note.
Well, you CAN, but only if you have a job that lets you work half-days from home in your jammies and you gain 12 billion brownie points by doing so.
Sincerely,
Hope To Get a Big Raise Next Month
Yah. Generally speaking, Big Macs and most chicken and fish sandwiches from anywhere look decent when they're freshly made. Those salads took a beating though, and the KFC famous bowl was just as disgusting as I imagined it'd be.
Subway sandwiches always look like crap to me even as they're being made, but that doesn't stop me from occasionally eating a meatball sub.
Nah, Robin. You can.
I can't. I work in a bureacracy par excellance.
The review on the KFC bowl is pretty funny, especially the bit about the dog. And it still sounds delish. "Ewww, the cheese melted" doesn't really strike me as that profound a (visual) critique.
That taco bell shit looked gross, though.
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Um... this is just bizarre. Should a nine-year old have known better? I dunno - some people (even adults) are just clueless that animals can be dangerous....
A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten.
The nine-year-old, whose family name was given as Liu, and three friends sneaked into the crocodile park at the Silver Beach holiday resort at Beihai in the southwestern Guangxi region on Friday.
The children shot at the animals with catapults and beat them with sticks.
The official Xinhua news agency said: “One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu’s clothes and dragged him into the water where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles.” His companions then raised the alarm.
Investigators searched for the missing boy and decided to check inside the crocodiles. Snipers used pork to lure them out of their pool and shot dead the first animal to lumber on to the bank.
Inside it they found human remains that were confirmed to be those of the boy.
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That's both sad and poetic, tommyrot.
But I am now on a Read-No-More-News-About-Animal-or-Children-Death stance.
Kat--We all know you should not return to work so soon, even if your doctor suddenly got on the pipe and told you it was okay.
Should a nine-year old have known better?
I think nine is old enough to know that you don't climb into a crocodile enclosure and poke them with sticks. Or, um, not, apparently.
HMOG is it a nice day out today here. It's definitely pushing towards 80 degrees. I think coming back to work was as hard as its ever been. I totally have to do a trek to the Public Garden this afternoon.