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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2007 6:36:38 am PDT #3963 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yah. Generally speaking, Big Macs and most chicken and fish sandwiches from anywhere look decent when they're freshly made. Those salads took a beating though, and the KFC famous bowl was just as disgusting as I imagined it'd be.

Subway sandwiches always look like crap to me even as they're being made, but that doesn't stop me from occasionally eating a meatball sub.


Kat - Apr 23, 2007 6:38:37 am PDT #3964 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nah, Robin. You can.

I can't. I work in a bureacracy par excellance.


brenda m - Apr 23, 2007 6:41:35 am PDT #3965 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The review on the KFC bowl is pretty funny, especially the bit about the dog. And it still sounds delish. "Ewww, the cheese melted" doesn't really strike me as that profound a (visual) critique.

That taco bell shit looked gross, though.

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tommyrot - Apr 23, 2007 6:42:59 am PDT #3966 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seattle, WA (KIRO-TV) - The Washington State Patrol says 54-year-old Deana Jarrett was arrested Thursday afternoon for being an imminent threat to public safety after she was arrested with a blood-alcohol level of .47 last week.

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Washington State Patrol troopers said Jarrett could barely stand and fell asleep during sobriety tests. They said at .47, her blood alcohol level was six times the legal limit. Police and medical officials said that a level above .40 is potentially lethal.

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tommyrot - Apr 23, 2007 6:47:12 am PDT #3967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... this is just bizarre. Should a nine-year old have known better? I dunno - some people (even adults) are just clueless that animals can be dangerous....

A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten.

The nine-year-old, whose family name was given as Liu, and three friends sneaked into the crocodile park at the Silver Beach holiday resort at Beihai in the southwestern Guangxi region on Friday.

The children shot at the animals with catapults and beat them with sticks.

The official Xinhua news agency said: “One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu’s clothes and dragged him into the water where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles.” His companions then raised the alarm.

Investigators searched for the missing boy and decided to check inside the crocodiles. Snipers used pork to lure them out of their pool and shot dead the first animal to lumber on to the bank.

Inside it they found human remains that were confirmed to be those of the boy.

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Kat - Apr 23, 2007 6:48:58 am PDT #3968 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That's both sad and poetic, tommyrot.

But I am now on a Read-No-More-News-About-Animal-or-Children-Death stance.


Scrappy - Apr 23, 2007 7:19:56 am PDT #3969 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Kat--We all know you should not return to work so soon, even if your doctor suddenly got on the pipe and told you it was okay.


shrift - Apr 23, 2007 7:25:44 am PDT #3970 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Should a nine-year old have known better?

I think nine is old enough to know that you don't climb into a crocodile enclosure and poke them with sticks. Or, um, not, apparently.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 23, 2007 7:27:05 am PDT #3971 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

HMOG is it a nice day out today here. It's definitely pushing towards 80 degrees. I think coming back to work was as hard as its ever been. I totally have to do a trek to the Public Garden this afternoon.


Vortex - Apr 23, 2007 7:36:27 am PDT #3972 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

the KFC famous bowl was just as disgusting as I imagined it'd be.

Ugh. The thought of that makes me ill. I have to avoid the commercial if it comes on. Mashed potatoes, gravy and chicken, I get. But adding corn and cheese? EW.