Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 4:45:24 am PDT #347 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Easter wouldn't be Easter without scientific experiments on Peeps: [link]

From another blog:

Well, you've heard of peep jousting, but what happens when you stick marshmallow peeps in a vacuum and then electrocute them with 9000 volts from a neon sign transformer? Check out Divide's photoset to find out!


Jessica - Apr 03, 2007 4:51:01 am PDT #348 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I just realized -- Vampire People will probably mean the end of hiding my fannishness from my co-workers. Because there is no way I'm going to be able to keep from pimping it.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2007 4:54:25 am PDT #349 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have had that same revelation, Jess. Allyson better make enough money as a famous writer to keep us all once we've lost our jobs due to being on line all day!


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 4:55:12 am PDT #350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Top Ten Movie Monkeys

Monkey!


Jesse - Apr 03, 2007 4:56:07 am PDT #351 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM!!!


Allyson - Apr 03, 2007 4:56:25 am PDT #352 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Jessica! Really? This whole thing is so surreal. It also means my realease date has been pushed up to mid-July. Meep.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2007 5:03:38 am PDT #353 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Well, either they'll take my "you have to read this book" advice instantly and learn all about fandom from reading it, or I'll have to explain fandom in order to persuade them. Either way, that closet door is wide open...

(My co-workers already know I'm online all day. They just don't know what it is I do here.)

(And to be fair, keeping up to date with media/tech news is relevant to my job, so it's not like my interweb activities are a complete waste of the company's time.)


sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 5:08:19 am PDT #354 of 10001

I just realized -- Vampire People will probably mean the end of hiding my fannishness from my co-workers.

I've had that realization too. Plus, snot. Eek.

Allyson better make enough money as a famous writer to keep us all once we've lost our jobs due to being on line all day!

And this!

Heh.


Kat - Apr 03, 2007 5:12:32 am PDT #355 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

sara! D sounds like a cutiehead!

if a new mother is home before her newborns, she should be unable to avoid sleeping like a log.

I wish this were true.


sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 5:17:05 am PDT #356 of 10001

Hey, poor non-sleepihead!

The entire time I was talking to my brother, D was going on and on at a million miles an hour in the background. J was trying to organize the garage (gajillions of car parts) and D was, um, helping. Which means he was being a chaos demon, basically. The tyrannosaurus rex was also killing the chocks, also referred to as frogs. But they didn't have to go to jail.