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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 16, 2007 5:00:18 am PDT #2735 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Soledad O'Brian is in Jamaica doing a piece on the sniper kid Malvo. One of my relatives is somehow involved in the bit, and so my sister has been hanging out and watching them work.

She was very impressed with Soledad, especially because she never saw her use any notes over a day of shooting.

I'd heard rumors that the pair were losing their spot as morning achors and was worried. I love Soledad--her delivery is excellent and they always seem spot-on. I have emense respect for her since she continued to work through most of her last pregnancy (and I think she had twins).


Theodosia - Apr 16, 2007 5:00:59 am PDT #2736 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's shaping up to be a fairly awful day here, but at least it's in the high 40s!


Cashmere - Apr 16, 2007 5:02:35 am PDT #2737 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We're supposed to be very sunny but still sort of cool with high winds. I'll take it over rain and cold.

I think the bacon costume needs a fried egg to compliment it.


tommyrot - Apr 16, 2007 5:06:41 am PDT #2738 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's biggest dog! Except maybe it's Photoshopped!

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Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.

With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed’s standard 200lb. limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew"…. and grew and grew and grew.

It just didn't look real to me. Snopes thinks the photo is fake: [link]


Jon B. - Apr 16, 2007 5:08:43 am PDT #2739 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I was appalled by how the crowd behaved, especially when someone had to walk for a bit instead of running.

Ah, gotcha!

I'm reporting to you one block from the finish line. The corner office here on the 6th floor (whose occupant told me I could stop by anytime) doesn't quite have a view of the finish line, but I'll probably stop in anyway to check out the madness.


Rick - Apr 16, 2007 5:47:40 am PDT #2740 of 10001

[Edit: 2*7=14. It's been so long since I even had post # to notice, and then this one just jumped right into my screen.]

This recent xkcd comic reminded me of Nilly's posts. xkcd has to be in the running (with e.g. Dinosaur comics) for most Buffista comic.

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shrift - Apr 16, 2007 5:47:57 am PDT #2741 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am so tired. My weekend lasted approximately eleven million years.


Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2007 5:48:22 am PDT #2742 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, ND and CV!

Why do people try to drive through flooded areas? That trick never works. I saw two cars and an ambulance stuck up to their roofs in a flooded area of highway on my way to work. I never got to work; I couldn't find an open route, and the gov declared a state of emergency and told us to stay off the roads, so I came home. There are police cars and ambulances on every road and sirens keep going off.

My ex just emailed me a picture of the flooding near his house; it reminded me of when Hurricane Floyd came through. He said, "the psychic next door is underwater! You'd think she'd have seen that coming." Har.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2007 5:50:51 am PDT #2743 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I never got to work; I couldn't find an open route, and the gov declared a state of emergency and told us to stay off the roads, so I came home. There are police cars and ambulances on every road and sirens keep going off.

I don't think any of my NJ-based co-workers made it in this morning -- so many roads are completely closed from the floods. (Westchester & CT too.)


Kat - Apr 16, 2007 5:55:58 am PDT #2744 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is it wrong that I ilke Tiki Barber for no apparent reason?

The skin on my hands is painfully dry.

I should go pump but I'm remarkably unmotivated to do so.

On my to do list:

    • call social worker re: getting kids hooked up for social security payments
    • call insurance people at district to make sure they got my paperwork
    • call case manager to see if I get a case manager
    • call CCS to see if Noah and Grace qualify or not
    • get more dish detergent
    • return stuff to Target and pick up Flickr'd photos
    • oil change
    • call my doc to see if I can get permission to go back to work in the next couple of weeks or so.
    • thank you notes

Ugh. That is all scheduled around hanging out with kidlets.