Google Maps seems to have the "smartass answers to smartass questions" thing down pretty well for an automated service. A friend who uses the the name of "docile body" passed this along:
Read a few lines, then skip to line 23
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Apr 15, 2007 2:28:58 pm PDT #2682 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Jesse - Apr 15, 2007 2:34:29 pm PDT #2683 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Bummer, Tom! I assume you're recording it, though.
I think I may stay home sick tomorrow, due to all the sleeping. It seems ridiculous, but I was so wiped out last week, and have literally slept half of this weekend. Hmmm. The truth is, I want to watch TAR and Drive tonight, and I have plans Tuesday and Wednesday nights, and I think that all may be too much.
Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2007 2:40:12 pm PDT #2684 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
Bummer, Tom! I assume you're recording it, though.
I left two weeks ago. My DVR didn't know about Drive!
Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2007 2:40:19 pm PDT #2685 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
Strix - Apr 15, 2007 2:42:41 pm PDT #2686 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Um, don't kill me. Does it premieire tonight? I could dust my TV off...
(Literally. I don't think I've turned it on in 2007.)
Jesse - Apr 15, 2007 2:43:18 pm PDT #2687 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I left two weeks ago. My DVR didn't know about Drive!
Oh dear.
NoiseDesign - Apr 15, 2007 3:02:33 pm PDT #2688 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Tom, I'm pretty sure we'll have it here, and we can burn you a DVD from K's Tivo if you'd like.
Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2007 3:18:33 pm PDT #2689 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
It's OK. I'm home now. I only missed the first 15 minutes.
aurelia - Apr 15, 2007 3:20:46 pm PDT #2690 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Tom, I'm glad you made it back to NY. I hope you get to catch a good chunk of the show.
I've had a feline race in the foreground of Drive.
Laura - Apr 15, 2007 3:21:09 pm PDT #2691 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Yay! I'm glad to see you made it, Tom.