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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2007 5:08:49 am PDT #2339 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We've talked about the "Girls Gone Wild" guy a few times. The consensus was that he's an ass.

Here's the latest:

Joe Francis, the 34-year-old multimillionaire founder of the Girls Gone Wild video empire, has been charged with tax evasion. He's already being held without bail on contempt of court charges for allegedly shouting obscenities and threatening seven women during civil suit settlement negotiations.

He's charged with deducting over $20 million in bogus business expenses, including $3.78 million to build a house in Punta Mita, Mexico. He's also accused of using an offshore bank to conceal income.

...

The "Girls Gone Wild" guy has now been caught with drugs in his cell. Also trying to bribe a guard with a $100 bill. And the president of the company that produces his DVD's has been charged with smuggling the pills and cash to him in jail.

Heh.

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Jesse - Apr 13, 2007 5:10:30 am PDT #2340 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh lord, I just realized I sent a fax yesterday that didn't have my name on the front sheet. @@ It was on the second through seventh pages, though, so everything worked out, but STILL.


shrift - Apr 13, 2007 5:18:02 am PDT #2341 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The consensus was that he's an ass.

I was firmly convinced that he was way more than just an ass, so this news makes me very happy, indeed.


brenda m - Apr 13, 2007 5:27:49 am PDT #2342 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

See, here's what I don't get about people. You have a gazillion dollars flooding in from your reprehensible "business", and you have to go faking up expenses to not pay taxes on your house. And then you want to bribe a prison guard, and you offer him a measly hundred bucks.

It's kind of amazing how many super rich people land their asses in jail for, basically, being cheap.

And in this case esp., couldn't happen to a nicer more deserving ass.


Vortex - Apr 13, 2007 5:28:57 am PDT #2343 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We've talked about the "Girls Gone Wild" guy a few times. The consensus was that he's an ass.

I read an interesting article (In Jane , I think) by a woman who traveled with the crew for a time. She basically said that he was a narcissistic 10 year old. He thinks he's charming, but would be abusive when he didnt get what he wanted from women. Two seconds later, he'd want you to forgive him. She said that he was like a kid after a tantrum wanting to make sure that mommy still loves him.


amych - Apr 13, 2007 5:37:41 am PDT #2344 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

So, pretty much like the president, except for the wanting forgiveness?


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2007 5:40:35 am PDT #2345 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The president wants forgiveness. Just not from you. Perhaps he begs it of Condi.


Ailleann - Apr 13, 2007 5:42:44 am PDT #2346 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Brain bleach, aisle 5... brain bleach, aisle 5...


shrift - Apr 13, 2007 5:44:37 am PDT #2347 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So, pretty much like the president, except for the wanting forgiveness?

Issues of consent all over the place!


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2007 5:55:04 am PDT #2348 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The breakfast bar at my hotel has a self-serve Belgian waffle maker. Rock!