See, here's what I don't get about people. You have a gazillion dollars flooding in from your reprehensible "business", and you have to go faking up expenses to not pay taxes on your house. And then you want to bribe a prison guard, and you offer him a measly hundred bucks.

It's kind of amazing how many super rich people land their asses in jail for, basically, being cheap.

And in this case esp., couldn't happen to a nicer more deserving ass.

We've talked about the "Girls Gone Wild" guy a few times. The consensus was that he's an ass.

I read an interesting article (In Jane , I think) by a woman who traveled with the crew for a time. She basically said that he was a narcissistic 10 year old. He thinks he's charming, but would be abusive when he didnt get what he wanted from women. Two seconds later, he'd want you to forgive him. She said that he was like a kid after a tantrum wanting to make sure that mommy still loves him.

So, pretty much like the president, except for the wanting forgiveness?

The president wants forgiveness. Just not from you. Perhaps he begs it of Condi.

Brain bleach, aisle 5... brain bleach, aisle 5...

So, pretty much like the president, except for the wanting forgiveness?

Issues of consent all over the place!

The breakfast bar at my hotel has a self-serve Belgian waffle maker. Rock!

Ewww

Also, not looking forward to Convicts Gone Wild. Hope they throw away the key, and prohibit cameras.

But do they serve fried chicken with it?

Good morning Tom! Waffle makers do indeed rock. All the more so when you don't have to clean up.