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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 11, 2007 8:22:16 pm PDT #2033 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

New job sucked the life from me, today. Trying so hard to figure out what my place is. Though, I did buy myself a vase full of pink tulips for my desk and my pink checkered file folders came in today so I got started on my filing system.

Other than that, I'm paranoid that they'll realize how useless I am. It'll go away once I figure out what's going on and what I can force people to give up from their To-Do Lists (people are so wacky about giving up ridic tasks that cause them to be overwhelmed).

But my work station is a big wraparound desk with these awesome file cabinets that have cushions on top so you can also sit on them like a bench. There's a big window behind me, and unlike JPL, I can actually open the windows.

I have to print out some pics of Grace and Noah to go up on my picture collage.

Ordered my business cards, went grocery shopping to stock the freezer with Lean Cuisines.

Still fielding calls from JPL about various crap.


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 8:23:03 pm PDT #2034 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is like a cricket match. How long can this thing go?


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 8:24:33 pm PDT #2035 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I hope it works out well.


juliana - Apr 11, 2007 8:25:30 pm PDT #2036 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

How long can this thing go?

5 more game minutes, and then shoot-out.

Allyson, your work station sounds awesome. Settling-in~ma to you.


Aims - Apr 11, 2007 8:26:36 pm PDT #2037 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The first few weeks at a new job are the absolute worst. I hate that feeling of, "I suck and they were just blind to it and they'll find out I suck and fire me and then everything goes to shit and and and..."

You will do great and this feeling will pass and you will do great cause you are ALLYSON! Author of the fandoms! Conqueror of pesky expense reports! Dominatrix over complex travel plans! Organizer to the stars and Emmy-winners!

shakes pom-poms


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 8:27:29 pm PDT #2038 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Are you getting the, "Look how awesome our players are, teaching kids to read," stuff that we are?


juliana - Apr 11, 2007 8:31:36 pm PDT #2039 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Crap. Playoffs. Shoot-outs are no longer in effect. Instead, we have an unlimited number of OTs. Oy vay. Still sudden death, though.

Plei, I would love to drink Fernet and watch hockey with you. If my parents' devious plan to move us all to Vancouver works out, this may becaome a reality.

Are you getting the, "Look how awesome our players are, teaching kids to read," stuff that we are?

Nah, I'm watching on Versus. Lots of Suzuki, Irish Springs, and Pennzoil commercials. I'm thinking they're going for the 18-35 male demo.


Pix - Apr 11, 2007 8:31:47 pm PDT #2040 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The first few weeks at a new job are the absolute worst. I hate that feeling of, "I suck and they were just blind to it and they'll find out I suck and fire me and then everything goes to shit and and and..."

So much this. Hang in there, Allyson. Pretty soon they won't know how they got by without you.


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 8:40:56 pm PDT #2041 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Crap. Playoffs. Shoot-outs are no longer in effect. Instead, we have an unlimited number of OTs.

Yes. This is what I remember. Long time ago the Stars were in the playoffs and people showed up at the bar at like noon. Game lasted long past 1 am. I think that was when a bartender got his head put through the wall.

ION: I'm informed I need to go to my cousin's wedding thing in NO in May. On the one hand, I planned on taking a day off in May for my anniversary. OTOH. I think K needs me down there, and it will be fun. We plan on having tents in the back yard and hording all the booze. Plus, Jazzfest... I need to be independantly wealthy and able to travel the world.


Maria - Apr 11, 2007 8:49:20 pm PDT #2042 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I love DJ and juliana so much. Hockey and FNL and booze. I should have married the both of you. Seriously. It's a damn shame there's one of us on the right coast, one on the left coast and one in the middle. It doesn't make getting together for--wait for it--hockey, FNL and booze easy. Frakkin' manifest destiny.

I am bereft though. I have no more hockey for the night. Versus is giving me the World Strongman Cup.