This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 11, 2007 10:19:39 am PDT #1894 of 10001
Because books.

::dusts off top hat and cane::


Lee - Apr 11, 2007 10:21:49 am PDT #1895 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Woot!

Except now I need to run off and buy lunch, since the one I planned on eating is still at home.

Lucky lunch.


Cashmere - Apr 11, 2007 10:22:14 am PDT #1896 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I posted booger porn yesterday and killed the thread. I'm not making that mistake a second time.


aurelia - Apr 11, 2007 10:25:50 am PDT #1897 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Where is the entertainment, people?

I'm in Diary of Anne Frank rehearsal. I think that's a different interpretation of entertainment.


juliana - Apr 11, 2007 10:26:04 am PDT #1898 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I had an interview at a PR firm. I have a second one to meet with the principal partner on Monday. I kinda want this job - substantial pay increase, and lots of event planning.


Kathy A - Apr 11, 2007 10:27:44 am PDT #1899 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I want them to send us home early, but now that the snow has (temporarily, from the look of the radar) stopped, they definitely won't be doing that. Damnit.

It's so blah out there, my feet are damp and cold from walking in the unplowed parking lot this morning, and I just want to go home and curl up under my afghan on my couch with my cat meowing in my ear to entertain her...actually, now that I think about it, a meow-less office isn't that bad.


JZ - Apr 11, 2007 10:29:54 am PDT #1900 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

juliana, lots and lots of job~ma. Also, if you get it, d'you need a minion or a corporate co-conspirator?

Not that I ever had the faintest inkling of it before, but it has just dawned on me that working for or with juliana would be kind of a dream job. Either that, or it would lead to epic firing. But I bet there'd be some truly legendary coffee breaks before the firing.


juliana - Apr 11, 2007 10:32:10 am PDT #1901 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

working for or with juliana would be kind of a dream job. Either that, or it would lead to epic firing. But I bet there'd be some truly legendary coffee breaks before the firing.

Let's try for both!!

I don't know, though. None of y'all have ever seen me in hard-ass mode. It's not too pretty.


shrift - Apr 11, 2007 10:32:13 am PDT #1902 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It sounds like you've been beaten up by a bed.

If you ever watch me attempt to flip a mattress by myself, you will see that this is a distinct possibility.


Amy - Apr 11, 2007 10:36:30 am PDT #1903 of 10001
Because books.

Event planning both a) sounds like fun, and b) something juliana would rock at.

Although there could be epic destruction if it involved clicky fire sticks, I'm thinking.