I posted booger porn yesterday and killed the thread. I'm not making that mistake a second time.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Apr 11, 2007 10:22:14 am PDT #1896 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
aurelia - Apr 11, 2007 10:25:50 am PDT #1897 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Where is the entertainment, people?
I'm in Diary of Anne Frank rehearsal. I think that's a different interpretation of entertainment.
juliana - Apr 11, 2007 10:26:04 am PDT #1898 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I had an interview at a PR firm. I have a second one to meet with the principal partner on Monday. I kinda want this job - substantial pay increase, and lots of event planning.
Kathy A - Apr 11, 2007 10:27:44 am PDT #1899 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I want them to send us home early, but now that the snow has (temporarily, from the look of the radar) stopped, they definitely won't be doing that. Damnit.
It's so blah out there, my feet are damp and cold from walking in the unplowed parking lot this morning, and I just want to go home and curl up under my afghan on my couch with my cat meowing in my ear to entertain her...actually, now that I think about it, a meow-less office isn't that bad.
JZ - Apr 11, 2007 10:29:54 am PDT #1900 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
juliana, lots and lots of job~ma. Also, if you get it, d'you need a minion or a corporate co-conspirator?
Not that I ever had the faintest inkling of it before, but it has just dawned on me that working for or with juliana would be kind of a dream job. Either that, or it would lead to epic firing. But I bet there'd be some truly legendary coffee breaks before the firing.
juliana - Apr 11, 2007 10:32:10 am PDT #1901 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
working for or with juliana would be kind of a dream job. Either that, or it would lead to epic firing. But I bet there'd be some truly legendary coffee breaks before the firing.
Let's try for both!!
I don't know, though. None of y'all have ever seen me in hard-ass mode. It's not too pretty.
shrift - Apr 11, 2007 10:32:13 am PDT #1902 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It sounds like you've been beaten up by a bed.
If you ever watch me attempt to flip a mattress by myself, you will see that this is a distinct possibility.
Amy - Apr 11, 2007 10:36:30 am PDT #1903 of 10001
Because books.
Event planning both a) sounds like fun, and b) something juliana would rock at.
Although there could be epic destruction if it involved clicky fire sticks, I'm thinking.
sarameg - Apr 11, 2007 10:39:12 am PDT #1904 of 10001
My 90 minutes meeting was only 60!
Yeah, that's pretty much all I've got.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2007 10:39:50 am PDT #1905 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure I have a fever. At least, my skin feels hot. That means I can go home, right?