I'd definitely give up the cellphone if I was forced to choose.
Unloading the dishwasher is one of the few kitchen chores that I actually enjoy, probably because of my love of order and sorting. Like solitaire with china and silverware!
Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?
Snyder ,'Empty Places'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Apr 10, 2007 6:47:29 am PDT #1658 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:48:38 am PDT #1659 of 10001
brillig
if one had two dogs, good names would be "Death" and "Taxes."
And living in a trailer up on blocks, with a shotgun named "Elvira."
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2007 6:48:47 am PDT #1660 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You were making Bibles, Gud?
Nope, just Swiss books.
Oh, I was thinking it was TiVo specifically not DVRs in general. I might have to part with the dishwasher before the MythBox and make the kids do some dishes.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2007 6:49:20 am PDT #1661 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An Italian film showing Jesus Christ drinking Coca-Cola sparked such strong protest from the soft-drinks giant that it blocked the film's Easter weekend premiere, the film makers said.
The film 7km from Jerusalem is about an Italian advertising executive who is soul searching after losing his job and marriage. He flies to Jerusalem, where he runs into Jesus.
According to local press reports, he offers the returned Christ a can of Coca-Cola and, seeing Jesus drinking the beverage, thinks: "What a testimonial!"
IOJesusN, Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:50:20 am PDT #1662 of 10001
brillig
The woman with the gun shot a chair. Apparently she was sitting there feeling miserable, then stood up and aimed at the chair. The shot ricocheted into a table.
I knew those chairs were hard, but, gosh.
Theodosia - Apr 10, 2007 6:52:28 am PDT #1663 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Guns don't shoot chairs, patrons shoot chairs. There's a lesson for all of us there.
sarameg - Apr 10, 2007 6:52:42 am PDT #1664 of 10001
I like doing dishes.
I miss having my own washer and dryer. I only had that for one year in adulthood, but man, that was nice. My family didn't get a dryer until I was 16, and I remember that if the weather'd been bad for more than a few days, laundry "day" became just that. All day. Maybe 2 days. Otherwise, it wasn't too bad.
Jessica - Apr 10, 2007 6:56:01 am PDT #1665 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The disturbing noises have become less disturbing. I don't know. There's a lot of dust being kicked up, so I'm hiding in the bedroom with the door closed.
I wish electric dryers could run on normal outlets. Stoopid dryers.
flea - Apr 10, 2007 6:56:12 am PDT #1666 of 10001
information libertarian
I do at least six loads of laundry a week. I am so very happy to have a washer and dryer in my house.
Jessica - Apr 10, 2007 6:57:52 am PDT #1667 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do at least six loads of laundry a week. I am so very happy to have a washer and dryer in my house.
And it's comments like this that make me think it will all be worth it in the end. No more climbing up and down 4 flights of stairs to do laundry!