Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2007 6:49:20 am PDT #1661 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An Italian film showing Jesus Christ drinking Coca-Cola sparked such strong protest from the soft-drinks giant that it blocked the film's Easter weekend premiere, the film makers said.

The film 7km from Jerusalem is about an Italian advertising executive who is soul searching after losing his job and marriage. He flies to Jerusalem, where he runs into Jesus.

According to local press reports, he offers the returned Christ a can of Coca-Cola and, seeing Jesus drinking the beverage, thinks: "What a testimonial!"

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IOJesusN, Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:50:20 am PDT #1662 of 10001
brillig

The woman with the gun shot a chair. Apparently she was sitting there feeling miserable, then stood up and aimed at the chair. The shot ricocheted into a table.

I knew those chairs were hard, but, gosh.


Theodosia - Apr 10, 2007 6:52:28 am PDT #1663 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Guns don't shoot chairs, patrons shoot chairs. There's a lesson for all of us there.


sarameg - Apr 10, 2007 6:52:42 am PDT #1664 of 10001

I like doing dishes.

I miss having my own washer and dryer. I only had that for one year in adulthood, but man, that was nice. My family didn't get a dryer until I was 16, and I remember that if the weather'd been bad for more than a few days, laundry "day" became just that. All day. Maybe 2 days. Otherwise, it wasn't too bad.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2007 6:56:01 am PDT #1665 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The disturbing noises have become less disturbing. I don't know. There's a lot of dust being kicked up, so I'm hiding in the bedroom with the door closed.

I wish electric dryers could run on normal outlets. Stoopid dryers.


flea - Apr 10, 2007 6:56:12 am PDT #1666 of 10001
information libertarian

I do at least six loads of laundry a week. I am so very happy to have a washer and dryer in my house.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2007 6:57:52 am PDT #1667 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I do at least six loads of laundry a week. I am so very happy to have a washer and dryer in my house.

And it's comments like this that make me think it will all be worth it in the end. No more climbing up and down 4 flights of stairs to do laundry!


P.M. Marc - Apr 10, 2007 7:00:38 am PDT #1668 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have no DVR. Nor do I have cable. I have a digital tuner that has no remote, and has to be manually fiddled with whenever I want to watch off-air TV.

I don't exactly approve of this set up, but I only watch the one TV show, and I've been vetoed on DirecTV every single time I've brought it up.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2007 7:04:47 am PDT #1669 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At this point I couldn't live without the cell phone - there's too much to coordinate with Emmett in one city with his mom, JZ collecting the baby, both of us sharing the car, plus Emmett calling me from after care or rounding up my coaches or players for a Little League game.

In fact, Emmett has a cell phone now since he's starting to have days after school where he goes and hangs out with his friends instead of going to after care and I need to be able to reach him. And he needs to be able to reach us too if anything goes awry.

Eeep! It's scary giving him freedom even though Albany is very small and pretty safe and he knows where he's allowed to go. There's traffic! There's big kids!

On the other hand, I had much more freedom growing up than Emmett's ever had and he's going to be in middle school next year so we had to start letting out the rope now.


Sparky1 - Apr 10, 2007 7:07:57 am PDT #1670 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We could give up our cell phones, and if I'm just cooking for myself I often skip the dishwasher and just handwash. My DH would tell you that he'd give up the TiVo before the dishwasher, but you shouldn't believe him.