Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:25:34 am PDT #1639 of 10001
brillig

I need a freaking vacation from my world. It might be seasonal change madness, which I always get, it might be the things that have been in my head.

From yesterday:

A gunshot broke the silence at Provo's library and scared patrons Monday. The woman who fired the shot told those in the library she was having a bad day.

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They're not sure if they're going to put her in jail. They're trying to decide if she's mentally disturbed or "just" drunk or what. Note that no one is too incensed that she was packing a gun in a public library. One of the commenters is saying "well, if more people were allowed to carry guns, someone would have been in a position to deal with her."

These are my neighbors! That is my library! I'm sick of these people!


juliana - Apr 10, 2007 6:27:25 am PDT #1640 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I have no DVR (hell, I don't have cable TV), and no dishwasher. I will never ever give up my cell phone.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 10, 2007 6:27:36 am PDT #1641 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

These are my neighbors! That is my library! I'm sick of these people!

Blow em away, connie!! Err, so to speak.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:30:49 am PDT #1642 of 10001
brillig

Blow em away, connie!! Err, so to speak.

I do own a gun. But I'd rather just snarl at them sullenly. Or not see them at all.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2007 6:31:45 am PDT #1643 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I once shot a book in Provo just to see it....um...become holey.


Strega - Apr 10, 2007 6:33:34 am PDT #1644 of 10001

I have a dishwasher and a DVD recorder. I guess I'd give up the dishwasher first since I don't cook. Although I hate washing glasses, and that's what I'd mostly have to wash, so maybe not.

I like not having a cell phone. It forces a couple of my friends to actually make plans in advance, which is useful. Maybe twice a year I think, "a cell phone would be useful right now." Whereas the dishwasher is useful just about every week, and the DVD recorder is useful... probably every other week, on average.


-t - Apr 10, 2007 6:33:42 am PDT #1645 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's terrible, connie! That's why I can't carry a gun, because I would misuse it while having a bad day, or while stuck in traffic.

Love my dishwasher and really miss the garbage disposal I don't have.


JZ - Apr 10, 2007 6:34:46 am PDT #1646 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Random interruption for a dream report:

I remember almost nothing of my big long dream last night, except the very very end, which involved cats and maybe dogs and other fuzzy mammals. At which point tommyrot unexpectedly popped up and said something extremely clever, at which point Daisy Jane unexpectedly popped up and said, "Well put, tom -- you're going to heaven for that! I just called, and they said you're getting in on the wittiness clause."


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:36:02 am PDT #1647 of 10001
brillig

I once shot a book in Provo just to see it....um...become holey.

And now you're in jail listening to the trains go by. Serves you right.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2007 6:37:36 am PDT #1648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At which point tommyrot unexpectedly popped up and said something extremely clever, at which point Daisy Jane unexpectedly popped up and said, "Well put, tom -- you're going to heaven for that! I just called, and they said you're getting in on the wittiness clause."

Hee!