Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 10, 2007 6:27:36 am PDT #1641 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

These are my neighbors! That is my library! I'm sick of these people!

Blow em away, connie!! Err, so to speak.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:30:49 am PDT #1642 of 10001
brillig

Blow em away, connie!! Err, so to speak.

I do own a gun. But I'd rather just snarl at them sullenly. Or not see them at all.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2007 6:31:45 am PDT #1643 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I once shot a book in Provo just to see it....um...become holey.


Strega - Apr 10, 2007 6:33:34 am PDT #1644 of 10001

I have a dishwasher and a DVD recorder. I guess I'd give up the dishwasher first since I don't cook. Although I hate washing glasses, and that's what I'd mostly have to wash, so maybe not.

I like not having a cell phone. It forces a couple of my friends to actually make plans in advance, which is useful. Maybe twice a year I think, "a cell phone would be useful right now." Whereas the dishwasher is useful just about every week, and the DVD recorder is useful... probably every other week, on average.


-t - Apr 10, 2007 6:33:42 am PDT #1645 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's terrible, connie! That's why I can't carry a gun, because I would misuse it while having a bad day, or while stuck in traffic.

Love my dishwasher and really miss the garbage disposal I don't have.


JZ - Apr 10, 2007 6:34:46 am PDT #1646 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Random interruption for a dream report:

I remember almost nothing of my big long dream last night, except the very very end, which involved cats and maybe dogs and other fuzzy mammals. At which point tommyrot unexpectedly popped up and said something extremely clever, at which point Daisy Jane unexpectedly popped up and said, "Well put, tom -- you're going to heaven for that! I just called, and they said you're getting in on the wittiness clause."


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2007 6:36:02 am PDT #1647 of 10001
brillig

I once shot a book in Provo just to see it....um...become holey.

And now you're in jail listening to the trains go by. Serves you right.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2007 6:37:36 am PDT #1648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At which point tommyrot unexpectedly popped up and said something extremely clever, at which point Daisy Jane unexpectedly popped up and said, "Well put, tom -- you're going to heaven for that! I just called, and they said you're getting in on the wittiness clause."

Hee!


Dana - Apr 10, 2007 6:37:53 am PDT #1649 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

DIE TAXES DIE DIE DIE.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2007 6:38:46 am PDT #1650 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

DIE TAXES DIE DIE DIE.

It's German, for "The taxes, the the the!" t /Sideshow Bob