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Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2007 5:19:58 pm PDT #1564 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, Allyson, I'm so happy for you!

rock on!!!!!


Allyson - Apr 09, 2007 5:25:38 pm PDT #1565 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

this is all SO WEIRD!!


Zenkitty - Apr 09, 2007 5:26:04 pm PDT #1566 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Allyson, that's fantastic! Holy moly. See? You don't suck!!!

So glad Grace's surgery went well! May Grace and Noah have some undramatic months now to get big and strong.

Southern: Billboards with Bible verses on them. Driving past three giant crosses set up in farmers' fields. (I had to explain that one to a Northern friend of mine once.) Biscuits and milk gravy. That crack of candy bars, the Goo-Goo Bar. Catfish jamborees. Sweet tea served in Ball jars. Cake walks. Squaredances. Pretending to swig the moonshine when the gallon jug comes your way, just to impress the guys. I'm getting nostalgic for a place I don't even want to go back to.


tommyrot - Apr 09, 2007 5:27:53 pm PDT #1567 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NASCAR


Ginger - Apr 09, 2007 5:36:37 pm PDT #1568 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm glad Grace's surgery went well.

The South: Brunswick stew. Impeach Earl Warren signs. Moon Pies and RC. George Wallace. The Birmingham church bombing. Cornbread without sugar, the way god intended it. Collards. Gone with the Wind. Ted Turner. Picking cotton. Tobacco fields. Blind Willie McTell. Johnny Mercer. The Allman Brothers. REM. Peanuts in Coke.


tommyrot - Apr 09, 2007 5:38:38 pm PDT #1569 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dukes of Hazard.


msbelle - Apr 09, 2007 5:43:06 pm PDT #1570 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

YAY ALLYSON!!

Yay good Grace surgery. hoping for boring weeks ahead.

I am just sitting down to do three or four things for work. Mac was a giant pill tonight. We had visit 2 of 4 from a social worker in mac's first 12 months here (as required by Ethiopia). GIANT PILL. Shocking only to him, I got to say things like "I know you think that you won't get in trouble because we have a guest, but you are wrong. Keep this up and you will lose toys and tv."


Ginger - Apr 09, 2007 5:43:23 pm PDT #1571 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Save your Confederate money, boys. The South will rise again.


Zenkitty - Apr 09, 2007 5:43:59 pm PDT #1572 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Tobacco fields. Planting tobacco. The stupid finger-pinching seedling-planting machine that got dragged along behind the tractor. Driving the tractor just the right speed for planting evenly. Sunburn. Drying tobacco turning the air inside the barn into solid nicotine. Stripping dried tobacco leaves. Brown stains on fingers. Never even considered smoking after five years of working tobacco.

Okay, nostalgia gone. Thanks.


Jessica - Apr 09, 2007 5:46:50 pm PDT #1573 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

24: This season is weird. That is all.