Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cybervixen - Apr 02, 2007 6:46:39 am PDT #147 of 10001
Queen of the Drive-By

Nope, not yet. Will be engaged until death do us part... No, not really. The big day is Sept. 29th. Was supposed to be in June, but we got royally screwed by the place we're having it. Long story short - they overbooked and bumped us, so we had to go from June to September. But we're getting a fat discount. I'm pretty ready to get it over with. Stopped being the cute and excited bride-to-be about 8 months ago. Ready to just do this thing.

Congrats to Kat and Lori - Sumi told me about your Lilliputian bundles of joy on Friday. My very best wishes for fast growth and complete healthiness.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2007 6:47:44 am PDT #148 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Somebody actually just said to me, "I need to talk to a manager because I'm such a special case."


Cybervixen - Apr 02, 2007 6:47:53 am PDT #149 of 10001
Queen of the Drive-By

Hi hi ohmigod hi Shrift! Very sorry to hear that your my partner in misery. I was healthy ALLLLLLLL winter, and all of a sudden, Kapow! The plague.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2007 6:49:49 am PDT #150 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

CV! How are you?


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2007 6:51:34 am PDT #151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Somebody actually just said to me, "I need to talk to a manager because I'm such a special case."

If only there was a way to do hairpats over the phone....

Hi CV!! I forgot - where are you living these days?


Miracleman - Apr 02, 2007 6:52:42 am PDT #152 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Somebody actually just said to me, "I need to talk to a manager because I'm such a special case."

"In which case, sir, may I direct you to a suitable adult education program. You get to ride a special tiny bus."


Cybervixen - Apr 02, 2007 6:53:35 am PDT #153 of 10001
Queen of the Drive-By

Hi Daisy Jane, see above. Psychotic and depressed. Not exactly at my best. BTW, do I know you, are you an old Buffista made new (with a snazzy new name)? Or are you a new Buffista? I don't know anyone anymore. I was swallowed by my job a couple of years ago, and my free time kinda disappeared.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2007 6:54:11 am PDT #154 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I know! I'm still trying not to laugh. Dude. Do you hear the words coming out of your mouth?


Cybervixen - Apr 02, 2007 6:54:59 am PDT #155 of 10001
Queen of the Drive-By

So is the weather nice anywhere? Here it is gray and cold and miserable. There is actually freezing rain. Ugh.

Oh, and "here" is Maine. Coastal Maine, in a spot that is often lovely (when its not swarming with tourists), but today is very much not lovely.


Kat - Apr 02, 2007 6:57:12 am PDT #156 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

"I need to talk to a manager because I'm such a special case."

Yeah. nutcase.