There is no bad mood that I can't cure by seeing my cats attempt to fight. They go all.... Matrix. I swear they somehow slow down time, and do bullet time in-the-air smack downs.

I'm importing this from LJ, because it seemed like such a Very Buffista Moment.

griffen posted the following story in the Metaquotes community.

Tim Curry visits the mall... ...and siodhchan had the good luck to be working in the store he visited.

Sort of.

I rush out of the office and notice "guy in a grey sweatsuit." and sorta "floomph" against the counter fanning myself with a piece of paper and say, "Wow. Ya ever have one of those days?"

And then the penny drops, OMGPONIES TIM CURRY IN MY STORE TIM CURRY OMG.

And he says, "OH indeed."

In that voice.

And I lose all power of thought and speech and I'm just, er, buh. Can't talk. Standing in the store, trying not to have a hyperventilating fangirl moment. Can't. Talk. Forget sampling balsamic vinegar or you know, actually selling to him. TO OMGTIMCURRY. Who TALKED to me. Tim Curry talked to me and he has Voice and I'll be in my bunk and.... *floppy arms*

So he walks over to our display of honey body balms and other wonderful botanicals, and is examining them and I walk over to him, intending to say, "Ah, yes. These wonderful honey botanicals, so fragrant, made by nuns! When we uncap the bottles and spritz the store, they are so fragrant that bees fly into the store looking for the source of the smell. Reallywonderful stuff Mr. OMGPONIES Curry."

What came out of my mouth was, "That'll give you, er, bees."

"That'll GIVE YOU BEES." ya'll. I said. To OMGTIMCURRY. Bees.

He left the store rather rapidly. At which point, I walked behind the counter and sank onto my knees out of sight of the store and was muttering and laughing rather hysterically. Like ya do. After a horrible bee incident.

"BEES." *smacks head*

"FUckin BEES." *smack"

"TIM CURRY." *smack*

Bwahahahaha!

That'll give you, er, bees

This made me laugh hard enough to pull something. Bees!

I love etsy.com. Only shopped off it once, but it's cool as hell browsing.

Timelies all!

Off to go stuff the cat in to her carrier and bring her to the vet.(Annual checkup) Fun.

This made me laugh hard enough to pull something. Bees!

I know! When I read it on LJ, I wanted to COMM it; I loved it so much. Then I realized it really was in LJ's version of COMM already, but I still needed it here.

I think it's time to change my tag.

The gameshow channel is showing a cat show from San Francisco that they're calling "Cat Minster."

Ooh, featuring a guy with Cornish Rex. (I'm hoping to see some J-Bobs.)

So far they've featured Ocicats, European Burmese and Persians in addition to the Cornish Rex.

Me and my friend are toasting ever drink with "Oh my Johnson" after seeing this cat video on Youtube: [link]

Bwhahaha! That'll give you, er, bees. Is my next new catchphrase.