This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - May 18, 2007 12:02:46 pm PDT #9448 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

and go Joe!


erikaj - May 18, 2007 12:05:17 pm PDT #9449 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Of course, I've told y'all about the tone-deaf assholes who insist on head-pats despite my "die, die, die," facial expression. But I don't think huggers really know how overwhelming they can be, and how-the-opposite of healing and warm that can feel when you don't have the chance to give in properly. I don't know why they insist...hugging somebody who doesn't feel like it is like embracing salad tongs.(grandma made me look warm and cuddly, yo. *serious* Danish Reserve)


Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:10:27 pm PDT #9450 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

seems to be my day for pointless and unrelated postings - Peeps for Passover.


sj - May 18, 2007 12:14:21 pm PDT #9451 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Of course, I've told y'all about the tone-deaf assholes who insist on head-pats despite my "die, die, die," facial expression.

I really hate those people.


Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:15:51 pm PDT #9452 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Place where I used to work we had a VIP who would insist on kissing women. ick.


Aims - May 18, 2007 12:16:40 pm PDT #9453 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He's cut that shit out when I stuck my tongue in his mouth and dry humped his leg in front of his wife.


Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:19:13 pm PDT #9454 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

He backed off - some - when the wife of a staff member said something stinging to him ... can't remember exactly what it was, but it certainly discouraged him.

And he was too gross to try Aimee's recommendation.


Vortex - May 18, 2007 12:29:37 pm PDT #9455 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex - when we met you didn't look 65+ or anywhere near... why do you have to renew in person?

beats me. and I had to leave and come back because they would't let me use my old picture and I looked like ass. back now, coiffed and made up. been here 45 mins so far


-t - May 18, 2007 12:40:04 pm PDT #9456 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Go Joe! What a great story.


hippocampus - May 18, 2007 12:41:59 pm PDT #9457 of 10003
not your mom's socks.

they would't let me use my old picture

is this District? MD seems to have online renew. And even the Passport Office is less dorkwadish - feh. Sorry Vortex. ::passes Part III of The Long Way Home through internets to pass the time::

ps. I love it that you won't give them any excuse for a bad photo. Can you spork them a little into more flattering lighting?