Of course, I've told y'all about the tone-deaf assholes who insist on head-pats despite my "die, die, die," facial expression.
I really hate those people.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 18, 2007 12:14:21 pm PDT #9451 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:15:51 pm PDT #9452 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Place where I used to work we had a VIP who would insist on kissing women. ick.
Aims - May 18, 2007 12:16:40 pm PDT #9453 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
He's cut that shit out when I stuck my tongue in his mouth and dry humped his leg in front of his wife.
Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:19:13 pm PDT #9454 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
He backed off - some - when the wife of a staff member said something stinging to him ... can't remember exactly what it was, but it certainly discouraged him.
And he was too gross to try Aimee's recommendation.
Vortex - May 18, 2007 12:29:37 pm PDT #9455 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vortex - when we met you didn't look 65+ or anywhere near... why do you have to renew in person?
beats me. and I had to leave and come back because they would't let me use my old picture and I looked like ass. back now, coiffed and made up. been here 45 mins so far
-t - May 18, 2007 12:40:04 pm PDT #9456 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Go Joe! What a great story.
hippocampus - May 18, 2007 12:41:59 pm PDT #9457 of 10003
not your mom's socks.
they would't let me use my old picture
is this District? MD seems to have online renew. And even the Passport Office is less dorkwadish - feh. Sorry Vortex. ::passes Part III of The Long Way Home through internets to pass the time::
ps. I love it that you won't give them any excuse for a bad photo. Can you spork them a little into more flattering lighting?
Daisy Jane - May 18, 2007 1:23:09 pm PDT #9458 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
40 minutes left at work and I have read to the end of all my threads.
What's the last 5 songs that were stuck in your head?
Doin the Butt
I Think I Need a New Heart
It Ain't Me Babe
Goodnight My Love
Everything's Alright
amych - May 18, 2007 1:29:42 pm PDT #9459 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What's the last 5 songs that were stuck in your head?
We <3 Katamari theme
Code Monkey
This Year
Mahna Mahna
Dirty Old Town
Steph L. - May 18, 2007 1:40:08 pm PDT #9460 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Daisy Jane -- just today, a friend e-mailed me the comic strip that your tagline is from! (More of a safe *sentence,* really....)