River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - May 18, 2007 12:29:37 pm PDT #9455 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex - when we met you didn't look 65+ or anywhere near... why do you have to renew in person?

beats me. and I had to leave and come back because they would't let me use my old picture and I looked like ass. back now, coiffed and made up. been here 45 mins so far


-t - May 18, 2007 12:40:04 pm PDT #9456 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Go Joe! What a great story.


hippocampus - May 18, 2007 12:41:59 pm PDT #9457 of 10003
not your mom's socks.

they would't let me use my old picture

is this District? MD seems to have online renew. And even the Passport Office is less dorkwadish - feh. Sorry Vortex. ::passes Part III of The Long Way Home through internets to pass the time::

ps. I love it that you won't give them any excuse for a bad photo. Can you spork them a little into more flattering lighting?


Daisy Jane - May 18, 2007 1:23:09 pm PDT #9458 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

40 minutes left at work and I have read to the end of all my threads.

What's the last 5 songs that were stuck in your head?

Doin the Butt
I Think I Need a New Heart
It Ain't Me Babe
Goodnight My Love
Everything's Alright


amych - May 18, 2007 1:29:42 pm PDT #9459 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What's the last 5 songs that were stuck in your head?

We <3 Katamari theme
Code Monkey
This Year
Mahna Mahna
Dirty Old Town


Steph L. - May 18, 2007 1:40:08 pm PDT #9460 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Daisy Jane -- just today, a friend e-mailed me the comic strip that your tagline is from! (More of a safe *sentence,* really....)


Daisy Jane - May 18, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #9461 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I love that strip! (I mean clearly, but...y'know)


Atropa - May 18, 2007 1:52:57 pm PDT #9462 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What's the last 5 songs that were stuck in your head?

Thank God I'm Pretty
Backstabber
Thank You for the Venom
Teenagers
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Death Wish

Guess who has been moving stuff into her new office?


askye - May 18, 2007 1:57:35 pm PDT #9463 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Finally saw the Cutest Matilda Picture EVAH!!

Now I'm ded of the CUTE! DED. ded.


DavidS - May 18, 2007 2:03:11 pm PDT #9464 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Slings and Arrows fans (Juliana, Scrappy), I just discovered this line by Hamlet and now I get that whole extra subplot in S1:

"I fare of the chamaeleon's dish"

I thought it was just a riff on actors changing colors.

I think the evidence is clear that Hamlet is speaking his famous soliloquy knowing that he's being watched. Too many references to playacting and lines like: "I am essentially not in madness, but mad in craft."

(This in answer to Geoffrey's directorial question and his insistence, "You have to know.")