Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 10, 2007 6:52:13 am PDT #8329 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but I can say with authority that cows can sleep either standing up or lying down, much like horses

Huh. I've never seen it myself, and I've seen a bazillion cows sleeping lying down....

From Ailleann's link:

Another problem is that cows, unlike horses, do not sleep on their feet — they doze. Ms Boechler said that cows are easily disturbed. “I have personally heard of people trying but failing because they are either using too few people or being too loud.

What does that mean? What's the difference between sleeping and dozing?


Pix - May 10, 2007 6:57:22 am PDT #8330 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

From link: Another problem is that cows, unlike horses, do not sleep on their feet — they doze. Ms Boechler said that cows are easily disturbed. “I have personally heard of people trying but failing because they are either using too few people or being too loud.
tommyrot: What does that mean? What's the difference between sleeping and dozing?

Ahh! Dozing is a kind of half-asleep state (see earlier comment about getting rest without being fully asleep b/c of predators). I grew up with cows next door, and I've definitely seen cows doze on their feet. That makes more sense now--they only really full-on sleep when they are lying down and are willing to be completely vulnerable to predators. I wonder if there are cow sentries to keep watch for danger the way there are in other animal species?

ETA:

You have cow tipping, sure, but have you ever played cow chip bingo?

My home-town fair used to have this every year.

Not only has my town (and my college, actually; its argricultural roots shine strong) had cow chip bingo, my next door neighbors had square dances every year, complete with a live band, a caller, and hay bales to sit upon. These are the details that I giggle about whenever anyone thinks that Connecticut is all yacht clubs and gated communities.


Ginger - May 10, 2007 7:03:44 am PDT #8331 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I wonder if there are cow sentries to keep watch for danger the way there are in other animal species?

I've never noticed it in domestic cattle, which are usually dumber than lettuce. Presumably their ancestors in the wild were smarter. I've always assumed cow-tipping was a myth, because how would you get leverage?


§ ita § - May 10, 2007 7:04:58 am PDT #8332 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've always assumed cow-tipping was a myth, because how would you get leverage?

Momentum and surprise.


tommyrot - May 10, 2007 7:05:07 am PDT #8333 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never noticed it in domestic cattle, which are usually dumber than lettuce.

Too true. If there's one thing I've learned from growing up on a dairy farm, it's that cows are really dumb.


Pix - May 10, 2007 7:05:57 am PDT #8334 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Btw, I'm posting rather than working because I had the World's Most Annoying Meeting (TM) this morning and then had a 45 minute break before teaching four classes. I share this fact in case anyone was unclear about my status as Slacker McSlackerpants who has a massive case of end-of-school-year apathy.


DavidS - May 10, 2007 7:23:52 am PDT #8335 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think we need a Mythbusters episode on cow tipping.

You know what's a good thing? I'm still not tired of listening to Swordfishtrombones.

Of course it's an extremely various and complex album with a lot of deep pleasures so it's got that going for it.

Still, I have to go cleanse my palate with Brazilian music occasionally.

Tom's music is very...not Brazilian.


-t - May 10, 2007 7:25:55 am PDT #8336 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have had the impression, and I don't know where it came from, that cow-tipping was like snipe hunting - the entertainment comes from being able to convince someone to try it.


sumi - May 10, 2007 7:27:39 am PDT #8337 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

David! I need hair advice: I think I want to have layers in my hair again. Right now - my hair is extra long and one length because I've been bored with the cut I've been getting and I've been really, really broke.

But I was thinking that if I want to show off the cool two-tone quality of my hair (it's mostly white on top and black underneath) lots of short layers would be what I want.

Would that work, do you think?


DavidS - May 10, 2007 7:30:52 am PDT #8338 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

lots of short layers would be what I want.

Would that work, do you think?

Are you keeping the length or going shorter all over? Because the choppy shag that Sally Hershberger is wearing on Shear Genius could definitely show off your two-tonality. You've got to be very careful about the top layers getting too short though else you're in mullet-land.