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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 10, 2007 7:05:07 am PDT #8333 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never noticed it in domestic cattle, which are usually dumber than lettuce.

Too true. If there's one thing I've learned from growing up on a dairy farm, it's that cows are really dumb.


Pix - May 10, 2007 7:05:57 am PDT #8334 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Btw, I'm posting rather than working because I had the World's Most Annoying Meeting (TM) this morning and then had a 45 minute break before teaching four classes. I share this fact in case anyone was unclear about my status as Slacker McSlackerpants who has a massive case of end-of-school-year apathy.


DavidS - May 10, 2007 7:23:52 am PDT #8335 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think we need a Mythbusters episode on cow tipping.

You know what's a good thing? I'm still not tired of listening to Swordfishtrombones.

Of course it's an extremely various and complex album with a lot of deep pleasures so it's got that going for it.

Still, I have to go cleanse my palate with Brazilian music occasionally.

Tom's music is very...not Brazilian.


-t - May 10, 2007 7:25:55 am PDT #8336 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have had the impression, and I don't know where it came from, that cow-tipping was like snipe hunting - the entertainment comes from being able to convince someone to try it.


sumi - May 10, 2007 7:27:39 am PDT #8337 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

David! I need hair advice: I think I want to have layers in my hair again. Right now - my hair is extra long and one length because I've been bored with the cut I've been getting and I've been really, really broke.

But I was thinking that if I want to show off the cool two-tone quality of my hair (it's mostly white on top and black underneath) lots of short layers would be what I want.

Would that work, do you think?


DavidS - May 10, 2007 7:30:52 am PDT #8338 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

lots of short layers would be what I want.

Would that work, do you think?

Are you keeping the length or going shorter all over? Because the choppy shag that Sally Hershberger is wearing on Shear Genius could definitely show off your two-tonality. You've got to be very careful about the top layers getting too short though else you're in mullet-land.


sumi - May 10, 2007 7:31:31 am PDT #8339 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, I'd want to go short all over.


sumi - May 10, 2007 7:32:57 am PDT #8340 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

So, if I went in and said, "I want a choppy shag" - I'd get the look I'm after?


Steph L. - May 10, 2007 7:34:21 am PDT #8341 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I've always assumed cow-tipping was a myth, because how would you get leverage?

Momentum and surprise.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.


-t - May 10, 2007 7:37:10 am PDT #8342 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nobody expects the Cow Tipping Inquisition

Speaking of cattle, does anyone know how brands are supposed to work? While doing some genealogical research I came across a registry of brands that included my Grandpa's and was astounded by how very alike so many of the brands were - how could they be used to establish ownership if there was a dispute?