Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 05, 2007 8:12:09 am PDT #7780 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Nah, not a dumbass.

What Cindy Said. It's sweet that you're so concerned. And, with me, it's usually a good route to take. I have a stupid body.

Suzi, I have new glasses. I got them in December. It's not the glasses. It's the hair.

Ok. Shutting up about the hair now. Wish my mom would call. I want french toast.


meara - May 05, 2007 8:21:52 am PDT #7781 of 10003

Ooh, fingers crossed for sj getting teh cool apartment!

I got up this morning and worked out with the personal trainer. Am now JELLY. Especially my legs. OMG.

And now I have no energy to do anything. Including laundry. Which I reeeeeeeeallly need to do.

And there's some sort of festival going on across teh street, wtih music and tents. And a flute. I hear a flute. No idea WTF it is. I should go check it out. If I could get off my couch.


SuziQ - May 05, 2007 8:44:45 am PDT #7782 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I am working on homework. DH, BIL, and CJ have all gone out for haircuts and who knows what. K-Bug is taking her SAT.

Later today CJ has a little league game. And K-Bug's bf will be here.

I need a cave. Seriously.


vw bug - May 05, 2007 8:52:55 am PDT #7783 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I'm a big dope.

Mom's meeting people fed her, but she's still taking me out for French toast.


DavidS - May 05, 2007 8:54:01 am PDT #7784 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ok. It's official. I hate my new haircut. I don't know what she did to my hair, but it's just weird, and I can't get it to do anything that looks right.

Come to my house; I'll fix it.

How did your stylist mistake "ensassify" for "encrapify"?

Doesn't matter, I'll still fix it.


vw bug - May 05, 2007 9:00:11 am PDT #7785 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

How did your stylist mistake "ensassify" for "encrapify"?

I think she didn't know what "ensassify" meant.

And, oh how much I'm wishing I could come and have you fix it. Stupid being on the other side of the country thing.


DavidS - May 05, 2007 9:02:05 am PDT #7786 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And, oh how much I'm wishing I could come and have you fix it.

I could throw in a neck rub and some waffles.


Pix - May 05, 2007 9:02:23 am PDT #7787 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sorry about the bad 'do, vw. How frustrating!

TONS of house~ma to sj and TCG.

t sends Suzi a cave

It felt SO GOOD to wake up in a soft bed this morning. I'm taking ND to brunch at the cutest little local place: Firefly Bistro. Tomorrow I'm going to have high tea with my friend K. at another local place. Alas, Rose Tree Cottage (owned by sj's friends) was already booked, so I'm going to Chado Tea Room instead. Yes, this weekend is all about creature comforts.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2007 9:07:55 am PDT #7788 of 10003
What is even happening?

Welcome back, Kristin. How did someone get a punctured cornea?


Pix - May 05, 2007 9:10:22 am PDT #7789 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

How did someone get a punctured cornea?
My friend K. (another teacher) got grit in her contact lens on the first day. It punctured her cornea twice and scratched it. She was pirate-a-fied, poor thing.