I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 05, 2007 9:00:11 am PDT #7785 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

How did your stylist mistake "ensassify" for "encrapify"?

I think she didn't know what "ensassify" meant.

And, oh how much I'm wishing I could come and have you fix it. Stupid being on the other side of the country thing.


DavidS - May 05, 2007 9:02:05 am PDT #7786 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And, oh how much I'm wishing I could come and have you fix it.

I could throw in a neck rub and some waffles.


Pix - May 05, 2007 9:02:23 am PDT #7787 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sorry about the bad 'do, vw. How frustrating!

TONS of house~ma to sj and TCG.

t sends Suzi a cave

It felt SO GOOD to wake up in a soft bed this morning. I'm taking ND to brunch at the cutest little local place: Firefly Bistro. Tomorrow I'm going to have high tea with my friend K. at another local place. Alas, Rose Tree Cottage (owned by sj's friends) was already booked, so I'm going to Chado Tea Room instead. Yes, this weekend is all about creature comforts.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2007 9:07:55 am PDT #7788 of 10003
What is even happening?

Welcome back, Kristin. How did someone get a punctured cornea?


Pix - May 05, 2007 9:10:22 am PDT #7789 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

How did someone get a punctured cornea?
My friend K. (another teacher) got grit in her contact lens on the first day. It punctured her cornea twice and scratched it. She was pirate-a-fied, poor thing.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2007 9:11:47 am PDT #7790 of 10003
What is even happening?

Ugh ew ouch ugh ew. Poor thing.


beekaytee - May 05, 2007 9:20:54 am PDT #7791 of 10003
Compassionately intolerant

aaaagh. Personal fear demon...something happening to my cornea. Ugh. How awful. owowowowow. I hope it heals quickly.

Eastern Market is abuzzin' today. It has a very street fair feel to it...and tomorrow will actually BE an annual street fair.

Most of the vendors (except for the meat and poultry guys...the latter of whom I am missing hugely) are back and soaking up the love.

The planners are being very, very smart. They opened the middle door and posted fire personnel there so you can walk in about 10 feet and look around at the damage while the fire people pass out safety literature. I mentioned how incredibly smart I thought this was to the oldest fire person who mused,"I've been a fireman for 25 years and I've never seen them let people look inside a burned out building."

I replied,"But see, it helps people to stop being afraid of what they don't understand and it is a perfect commercial for sprinklers and smoke detectors. Genius really." He nodded in agreement.

Plus, I walked 7 miles today! I can really feel it in my bum, which is an awesome thing.


SuziQ - May 05, 2007 9:23:46 am PDT #7792 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I found out that B-I-L left his teeth home ON PURPOSE. WTF? This weekend is total redneck. Oy.


NoiseDesign - May 05, 2007 9:27:34 am PDT #7793 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

Feed him nothing but tapioca pudding.


SuziQ - May 05, 2007 9:31:40 am PDT #7794 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

He sat across from me at dinner last night. I have to find a way to avoid that for all meals between now and Tuesday morning.

He is a nice guy, basically, but MAN...he exemplifies all the redneck stereotypes.