Hands! Hands in new places!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - May 02, 2007 11:59:38 am PDT #7544 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

You're very welcome, tommy. It will work itself out. DTW is one of the only airports that I feel comfortable saying you may actually make your connection given 30 minutes or less.

Allergy cocktails that work are the best cocktail party evah.

Oh yes indeedy. Now I just have to make the trees stop with the sex and I can go back to my preferred cocktail--the dirty martini.


NoiseDesign - May 02, 2007 12:01:24 pm PDT #7545 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

That teleporter really needs to get finished. I need to spend more time visit people that are scattered hither and yon.


Vortex - May 02, 2007 12:04:47 pm PDT #7546 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Now I just have to make the trees stop with the sex and I can go back to my preferred cocktail--the dirty martini.

pssst! Maria likes 'em dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!


erikaj - May 02, 2007 12:04:57 pm PDT #7547 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish I had one...


beth b - May 02, 2007 12:22:35 pm PDT #7548 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Trees are not having as much sex here, but the grasses are really big with the promiscuous pollination. As in they have given lots of pollen to me. As in staying indoors and not moving isn't helping. I really don't want stronger drugs. Even inhaled steroids can make me crazy.


victor infante - May 02, 2007 12:27:29 pm PDT #7549 of 10003
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

That teleporter really needs to get finished. I need to spend more time visit people that are scattered hither and yon.

Tell me about it.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2007 12:34:50 pm PDT #7550 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I miss MM. My phone call just now:

"[Company name] this is [real name]."
"Yes."

WTF?


Sparky1 - May 02, 2007 12:38:05 pm PDT #7551 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

"[Company name] this is [real name]."
"Yes."

Say, "KTHXBYE!" and hang up, DJ!


vw bug - May 02, 2007 12:40:02 pm PDT #7552 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I'm crabby. I'm sure this is no surprise, but I just thought I'd mention it.

To combat this crabbiness I have rescheduled my haircut and pedicure for tomorrow.

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations


DavidS - May 02, 2007 1:40:45 pm PDT #7553 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations

I recommend that you instruct your stylist to ensassify you. Nothing boring, nothing generic, nothing housewifey.