I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - May 02, 2007 12:38:05 pm PDT #7551 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

"[Company name] this is [real name]."
"Yes."

Say, "KTHXBYE!" and hang up, DJ!


vw bug - May 02, 2007 12:40:02 pm PDT #7552 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I'm crabby. I'm sure this is no surprise, but I just thought I'd mention it.

To combat this crabbiness I have rescheduled my haircut and pedicure for tomorrow.

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations


DavidS - May 02, 2007 1:40:45 pm PDT #7553 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations

I recommend that you instruct your stylist to ensassify you. Nothing boring, nothing generic, nothing housewifey.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2007 1:44:35 pm PDT #7554 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Say, "KTHXBYE!" and hang up, DJ!

I wish! My boss would probably find that rude though. Ugh. How will people ever develop proper phone skills if we're not allowed to smack it into them?


vw bug - May 02, 2007 1:45:54 pm PDT #7555 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Ensassify. Check.

I'm nervous, 'cause I'm going to a new place. But, I hope I like it, 'cause it's two blocks from my apartment, which is very handy.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2007 2:08:29 pm PDT #7556 of 10003
What is even happening?

Julia has decided she wants a pixie cut. She also says she's bringing back the sixties. She's encouraging me to come along for the ride. This is the child who was in tears because her long bob was a little too short, two months ago. That's my girl.


juliana - May 02, 2007 2:08:40 pm PDT #7557 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yay ensassifaction!

ION, I think I really like my new group. There's this whole potential thing with Burning Man this year called "Greening Man" (kind of like Cooling Man last year), and some of the research that our clients are funding &/or doing is amazing and just may help save the world. So freakin' cool.

I'd babble on more, but I have to hunt down our new office fridge. It's gone AWOL somewhere in the warehouse. Perhaps it followed Jessica's dryer.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2007 2:09:58 pm PDT #7558 of 10003
What is even happening?

Then surely, by now, it must be installed in the posterior of Jessica's appliance salesperson.


billytea - May 02, 2007 2:38:22 pm PDT #7559 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That teleporter really needs to get finished. I need to spend more time visit people that are scattered hither and yon.

Good point.


Katerina Bee - May 02, 2007 2:49:49 pm PDT #7560 of 10003
Herding cats for fun

ION, I think I really like my new group. There's this whole potential thing with Burning Man this year called "Greening Man" (kind of like Cooling Man last year), and some of the research that our clients are funding &/or doing is amazing and just may help save the world. So freakin' cool.

(Settles down waiting to hear more)

sj, that evil stupid landlady does not deserve to be your neighbor and breathe your air. I say, thou shouldst smite mightily upon her, yea, and also to call down the wrath of the Realtor upon her foolish nasty head. Then, make the Realtor get you a nice place toot-sweet. After that, take over the world and perfect the transporter for me, OK? (mwah)