It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - May 02, 2007 12:04:57 pm PDT #7547 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish I had one...


beth b - May 02, 2007 12:22:35 pm PDT #7548 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Trees are not having as much sex here, but the grasses are really big with the promiscuous pollination. As in they have given lots of pollen to me. As in staying indoors and not moving isn't helping. I really don't want stronger drugs. Even inhaled steroids can make me crazy.


victor infante - May 02, 2007 12:27:29 pm PDT #7549 of 10003
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

That teleporter really needs to get finished. I need to spend more time visit people that are scattered hither and yon.

Tell me about it.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2007 12:34:50 pm PDT #7550 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I miss MM. My phone call just now:

"[Company name] this is [real name]."
"Yes."

WTF?


Sparky1 - May 02, 2007 12:38:05 pm PDT #7551 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

"[Company name] this is [real name]."
"Yes."

Say, "KTHXBYE!" and hang up, DJ!


vw bug - May 02, 2007 12:40:02 pm PDT #7552 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I'm crabby. I'm sure this is no surprise, but I just thought I'd mention it.

To combat this crabbiness I have rescheduled my haircut and pedicure for tomorrow.

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations


DavidS - May 02, 2007 1:40:45 pm PDT #7553 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going SHORT for summer.

waits for Hec to see if he has any recommendations

I recommend that you instruct your stylist to ensassify you. Nothing boring, nothing generic, nothing housewifey.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2007 1:44:35 pm PDT #7554 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Say, "KTHXBYE!" and hang up, DJ!

I wish! My boss would probably find that rude though. Ugh. How will people ever develop proper phone skills if we're not allowed to smack it into them?


vw bug - May 02, 2007 1:45:54 pm PDT #7555 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Ensassify. Check.

I'm nervous, 'cause I'm going to a new place. But, I hope I like it, 'cause it's two blocks from my apartment, which is very handy.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2007 2:08:29 pm PDT #7556 of 10003
What is even happening?

Julia has decided she wants a pixie cut. She also says she's bringing back the sixties. She's encouraging me to come along for the ride. This is the child who was in tears because her long bob was a little too short, two months ago. That's my girl.