See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 7:36:36 am PDT #6713 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm eating cornbread in milk for breakfast. It's very tasty.

As we're at the end side of the Month Where I Didn't Work So I Could Finish The Book, I've transitioned to all my old poor food tricks.

First, of course, is to start making all the odd boxes and cans of stored food you've got but haven't touched in years. Now is the time to make that Irish Brown Bread mix, yes! Tuna salad with curry! Egg drop Ramen! Why did somebody give me a jar of Fig and Ginger Jam? WTF am I going to do with that? Curly pasta with salsa and black beans! Corn and...well, just corn I guess. I could probably do a corn and black bean salad of some sort. I've got rice. I've got some cheese ends. I've got a shalott. Risotto!


brenda m - Apr 25, 2007 7:38:19 am PDT #6714 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Put it on the Irish Brown Bread, dummy.

Umm, risotto.


brenda m - Apr 25, 2007 7:39:34 am PDT #6715 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The perils of internet houseguests: it's not just for ax-murderers anymore. [link]


juliana - Apr 25, 2007 7:39:57 am PDT #6716 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

HEC! How do you like the idea of me dragging my mother over to your place on Monday or Tuesday, you providing Slings & Arrows S3 and us providing tasty Italian food and wine? Does this sound good? JZ and I already discussed it, but I figured I'd get buy-in from you (I hate corporate speak).


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2007 7:41:25 am PDT #6717 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The perils of internet houseguests: it's not just for ax-murderers anymore. [link]

I love the final panel of that one.

btw, you might want to change the link to a permanent one, as your link will point to a different comic tomorrow.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 7:43:11 am PDT #6718 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Before I get back to book finishing, I need to relate all the babble I heard from Matilda this morning:

Agaya Hey! Donnibop UNGAAAHH Dada okay. hooooooooooo unglicht Heeeey! wuzza glaiszhhh AHHHHHHH. Buh!


DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 7:44:09 am PDT #6719 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HEC! How do you like the idea of me dragging my mother over to your place on Monday or Tuesday, you providing Slings & Arrows S3 and us providing tasty Italian food and wine? Does this sound good? JZ and I already discussed it, but I figured I'd get buy-in from you (I hate corporate speak).

I'm buying in! Next Monday or Tuesday? I wanna meet your Mom.


-t - Apr 25, 2007 7:57:45 am PDT #6720 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

However, the doctor forgot to take a picture at the first surgery and now doesn't know where the cancer is.

What!?! Bad doctor, no biscuit.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 7:58:55 am PDT #6721 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Matilda speaks in tongues!

ION, remember the whole debacle of me resigning from the PR committee and getting massively insulted for doing so? Between then and now, there have been some big conferences/events/parties that Group President had to be involved in, but now that all his commitments are finished, I got this e-mail from him last night:

I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.

The HELL? There is nothing to discuss. I resigned, committee!chairman went batshit insane, you allowed him to insult me, and I'M STILL OFF THE COMMITTEE.

No. Just....no.

I would bet serious money that he wants me back on the committee. Our group is planning a big 3-day weekend event in October, with 10-15 well-known speakers (that is, well-known in the kink world), and if everything comes together, it should be a Very Big Deal.

And as a Very Big Deal, it's going to need a lot of PR and promoting.

Which group!president can pull OUT OF HIS ASS, for all I care. Not even if he paid me my going rate would I offer my skills to him again. No. Fucking. Way.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2007 8:02:01 am PDT #6722 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.

You could say, "There are no issues. I left, issues went 'Poof!' Now the only issue left is between you and your ass - i.e. how you're gonna pull the PR out of it."