HEC! How do you like the idea of me dragging my mother over to your place on Monday or Tuesday, you providing Slings & Arrows S3 and us providing tasty Italian food and wine? Does this sound good? JZ and I already discussed it, but I figured I'd get buy-in from you (I hate corporate speak).
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Apr 25, 2007 7:39:57 am PDT #6716 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2007 7:41:25 am PDT #6717 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The perils of internet houseguests: it's not just for ax-murderers anymore. [link]
I love the final panel of that one.
btw, you might want to change the link to a permanent one, as your link will point to a different comic tomorrow.
DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 7:43:11 am PDT #6718 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Before I get back to book finishing, I need to relate all the babble I heard from Matilda this morning:
Agaya Hey! Donnibop UNGAAAHH Dada okay. hooooooooooo unglicht Heeeey! wuzza glaiszhhh AHHHHHHH. Buh!
DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 7:44:09 am PDT #6719 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
HEC! How do you like the idea of me dragging my mother over to your place on Monday or Tuesday, you providing Slings & Arrows S3 and us providing tasty Italian food and wine? Does this sound good? JZ and I already discussed it, but I figured I'd get buy-in from you (I hate corporate speak).
I'm buying in! Next Monday or Tuesday? I wanna meet your Mom.
-t - Apr 25, 2007 7:57:45 am PDT #6720 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
However, the doctor forgot to take a picture at the first surgery and now doesn't know where the cancer is.
What!?! Bad doctor, no biscuit.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 7:58:55 am PDT #6721 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Matilda speaks in tongues!
ION, remember the whole debacle of me resigning from the PR committee and getting massively insulted for doing so? Between then and now, there have been some big conferences/events/parties that Group President had to be involved in, but now that all his commitments are finished, I got this e-mail from him last night:
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
The HELL? There is nothing to discuss. I resigned, committee!chairman went batshit insane, you allowed him to insult me, and I'M STILL OFF THE COMMITTEE.
No. Just....no.
I would bet serious money that he wants me back on the committee. Our group is planning a big 3-day weekend event in October, with 10-15 well-known speakers (that is, well-known in the kink world), and if everything comes together, it should be a Very Big Deal.
And as a Very Big Deal, it's going to need a lot of PR and promoting.
Which group!president can pull OUT OF HIS ASS, for all I care. Not even if he paid me my going rate would I offer my skills to him again. No. Fucking. Way.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2007 8:02:01 am PDT #6722 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
You could say, "There are no issues. I left, issues went 'Poof!' Now the only issue left is between you and your ass - i.e. how you're gonna pull the PR out of it."
Vortex - Apr 25, 2007 8:02:41 am PDT #6723 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
Thank you for your kind offer, but I feel that the group would be best served with me as a general member. Good luck with [the three day event]!
(okay, maybe that last part is a little bitchy)
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 8:03:10 am PDT #6724 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Now the only issue left is between you and your ass - i.e. how you're gonna pull the PR out of it.
"Would you like me to set up a meeting between you and your ass?"
Jessica - Apr 25, 2007 8:04:25 am PDT #6725 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Would you like me to set up a meeting between you and your ass?"
"I can lend you the flashlight, but you'll have to use your own two hands."