However, the doctor forgot to take a picture at the first surgery and now doesn't know where the cancer is.
What!?! Bad doctor, no biscuit.
Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Apr 25, 2007 7:57:45 am PDT #6720 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 7:58:55 am PDT #6721 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Matilda speaks in tongues!
ION, remember the whole debacle of me resigning from the PR committee and getting massively insulted for doing so? Between then and now, there have been some big conferences/events/parties that Group President had to be involved in, but now that all his commitments are finished, I got this e-mail from him last night:
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
The HELL? There is nothing to discuss. I resigned, committee!chairman went batshit insane, you allowed him to insult me, and I'M STILL OFF THE COMMITTEE.
No. Just....no.
I would bet serious money that he wants me back on the committee. Our group is planning a big 3-day weekend event in October, with 10-15 well-known speakers (that is, well-known in the kink world), and if everything comes together, it should be a Very Big Deal.
And as a Very Big Deal, it's going to need a lot of PR and promoting.
Which group!president can pull OUT OF HIS ASS, for all I care. Not even if he paid me my going rate would I offer my skills to him again. No. Fucking. Way.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2007 8:02:01 am PDT #6722 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
You could say, "There are no issues. I left, issues went 'Poof!' Now the only issue left is between you and your ass - i.e. how you're gonna pull the PR out of it."
Vortex - Apr 25, 2007 8:02:41 am PDT #6723 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss the issues surrounding what happened in the PR committee.
Thank you for your kind offer, but I feel that the group would be best served with me as a general member. Good luck with [the three day event]!
(okay, maybe that last part is a little bitchy)
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 8:03:10 am PDT #6724 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Now the only issue left is between you and your ass - i.e. how you're gonna pull the PR out of it.
"Would you like me to set up a meeting between you and your ass?"
Jessica - Apr 25, 2007 8:04:25 am PDT #6725 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Would you like me to set up a meeting between you and your ass?"
"I can lend you the flashlight, but you'll have to use your own two hands."
JZ - Apr 25, 2007 8:04:39 am PDT #6726 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Tuesday's better for me.
Matilda said "Baby" this morning while I was changing a horrific blowout on the changing table. She's also said "I like" and "Who am I" (okay, the latter sounded more like "hoooomaiiiii," but I know what she meant). We totally need to make an angry cats with subtitles video of her.
Sparky, that's ridiculous and enraging. Please, please say the surgeon was crawling at their feet begging their forgiveness.
Cashmere - Apr 25, 2007 8:07:15 am PDT #6727 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm eating cornbread in milk for breakfast. It's very tasty.
This is one of my mother's favorite snacks. She always does it with leftover cornbread, when it starts to get a little too hard to eat alone. I should introduce the kids to that. They both love cornbread muffins.
I just got a call from the parent mentor from the school system. We made an appointment for her to bring over a new preschool packet of information and she's going to talk me through the whole evaluation process.
JZ - Apr 25, 2007 8:08:00 am PDT #6728 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd add something about Tep's ex-committee, but she's already got a tasty selection of polite yet stinging retorts to choose from. So is there anyone left on the committee who doesn't have his/her head firmly shoved up his/her ass, and do all you ex-members have a betting pool going on how long it takes that final representative of sanity to flee screaming?
Cashmere - Apr 25, 2007 8:12:16 am PDT #6729 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
How do you lose cancer? I thought they took photos of skin cancer-and measurements and stuff!
I would bet serious money that he wants me back on the committee. Our group is planning a big 3-day weekend event in October, with 10-15 well-known speakers (that is, well-known in the kink world), and if everything comes together, it should be a Very Big Deal.
And as a Very Big Deal, it's going to need a lot of PR and promoting.
I hope he has fun dealing with Bat Shit Craxy Guy.
"Would you like me to set up a meeting between you and your ass?"
Bwah!
"I can lend you the flashlight, but you'll have to use your own two hands."
Make sure he has a map.
(okay, maybe that last part is a little bitchy)
Oh, it's subtle enough to be taken either way. And very pointy.